"This old world, well don't it make you wanna think d@mn." -Matchbox 20 (D@mn)
"Not only is the universe queerer than we imagine, it is queerer than we can imagine." -some show about outer space
"Ya chowder-head!" -Moe the Stooge
"Ya knuckle-head!" -Moe the Stooge
"Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk..." Curly the Stooge
"If it's the 4th of July and Santa comes down your chimney, run like the wind cuz that ain't Santa!" -All That
"Don't eat bumblebees." -Scott
"All you need is love." -The Beatles
"My mamma always said that life was like a box of chocolates." -Forest Gump
"Mamma says stupid is as stupid does." -Forest Gump
Here are a whole bunch of quotes from H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
"Well, duh!" -heehee, I made that one up...
"Trust me." -pretty much anyone who dies in a movie as a result of his or her own careless actions that are meant to be heroic