The Creator:

What does one say about their creator - other than the truth?  He suffers from multiple personality disorder, and an overt desire to exploit people for his own gain. We chalk it up to the fact that he once had an addiction to Altoids.   (Killed all the brain cells, he chewed one too many...) He's currently on the twelve step program.  Though he was side tracked by "accept a higher power" and now we have Paulism.
 

Deputy Minister in Charge of
Re-Programming:

A Programming genius, and like any genius he is a serious alcoholic.  It's very rare to see him in as good form as he appears in this picture.  He tends to come in late to work - around three.  He's usually still hung-over from the last night, which he combats with a Bloody Mary in one hand and in the other a Martini to combat that pesky thing we hear at the office call "sobriety."

Grand Minister of Visual Amenities:

Usually seen stripping naked and running through town yelling "I'm mad, you're mad, we're all mad here!" He can draw. Thanks to him all graphics on this site are 100% original. And if you've ever seen the guy he's got an absolutely HUGE... uh... rubber ducky. Beef-cake for the ladies.
 

The Guy With A Mullet:

It is a fact that all successful operations include someone with a mullet.  For us Paul is it.  He's rockin' it out 80's style day in and day out and making us all proud of our own haircuts.  Plus, by comparison he makes us all look really good to the ladies.  And, let's face it, it is all about the ladies.

President of All Sounds and Music:

Thanks to this guy we have awesome songs such as the Sergio Song.  He can't really play the guitar (note bizarre fingering going  the picture)  In fact, he's doesn't even look good with a guitar.  He's been known to sing a little, but other than that he's got nothing.  We never said this was a high class operation. At least we have someone with a mullet.

Official In Charge of Representing (Mascot):

The Illustrious Sergio has been in charge of representing the Couch since it's conception in late 1999.  While he doesn't get out as much as he used to, and his section of the site has largely been scrapped, he's still around, representin'.  Peace.