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This has become legendary, Paul's crazy plan to have a love dodecagon. Paul is a strange kid, and one with a bit of a habit of reaching farther than most people think possible. Long ago while watching Jerry Springer Paul conceived an idea, a dream in which he would dwarf the love triangle that so many people had had, he would achieve something great, something society had never done: he would attempt a Love Dodecagon! The idea is simple, Paul and two other ladies makes a love triangle, but Paul and eleven other ladies makes a love dodecagon. According to Paul's research only seven women can be pleased by one man.* This means four wanting women are left unsatiated. Paul, never one to leave a woman behind, has solved this problem by attaching dildos his elbows and knees. See, he's willing to take one for the team, make sure everyone's happy. Ain't he swell? This is Paul's dream, it is a dream to better the world. If you care at all about making a better world and you are a woman, please fill out the application. This form has stayed in its original form since the inception of this miraculous idea. And now you can submit either online, or through the mail using the new PDF version of the Official Application Form. Simply click to download. After submitting the form the merits of your application will be considered and you'll quickly be notified of acceptance. * The appendages used in achieving this number are: Mr. Willy Wonka, the tongue, two big toes, two with your hands and one with you nose**. ** It should be noted however, that the nose claim has been questioned and it has been decided if the nose failed to work each of the hands could easily be used to please two women, using the thumb and the pinky for separate women. This decision was decided by a group consisting of both male and female experimenters. |
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