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We here at the Couch have a motto. (Well, actually we have several mottos, or more accurately we just make up mottos whenever we feel the time is right. While making the guestbook page we felt the time was right.) Very simply it is "Sign the Guestbook - get satisfaction." That's right boys and girls, we know that most of the time you just screw around and read the guestbook without actually leaving any sort of signature, but that kind of annoys us. We like to feel important and liked at the Couch. (our therapist says we're dealing with abandonment issues) That's why we came up with this motto. "Sign the Guestbook - get satisfaction." Everyone is looking for something these days, if you don't tell the person what it'll do for them they don't care. So we tell you, "Sign the Guestbook - get satisfaction." We speak truth. It might not happen right away, but some time after you sign it we know you'll be signing Zippidee-doo-dah and thanking us many times over for that wave of satisfaction that will soon be washing over you. (If only Mick Jagger had come to us oh so long ago...)
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