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So here I am...
My life can be summed up - as much as any life
can be summed up, which is not at all - under the
following headings. What they don't say about me is
probably greater than what they do say. But for what it's
worth, here I am:
[Vital
Statistics] - [Words] - [Music] - [Dates and seasons]
Vital Statistics
- Date of birth: 10.10.64
- Height: 5' 8"
- Weight: 75 k and rising...
- Eyes: brown
- Hair: not a lot... (see Alopecia)
- Teeth: Yes
Words
"J'ai commencé ma vie comme je
la finirai sans doute : au milieu des livres"
(Jean-Paul Sartre, "Les mots")
My sister started teaching me to read
before I started school - she must have been about 6 at
the time - and since then I haven't stopped. Our house
was always full of books, everything from "The
Armada Book of Cartoons" to Churchill's
"History of the English Speaking Peoples". I
read just about anything I could get my hands on, and
still do. Like most readers, however, I went through som
"phases". At one stage the big hero was Arthur
Ransome, author of "Swallows and Amazons",
perhaps helped by the fact that Dad took us sailing in a
dinghy at the local sailing club. Then there were CS
Lewis' Narnia books, of course, which led inevitably to
JRR Tolkien. Which led me eventually to Linguistics. In
the meantime the 'O' and 'A' level curricula introduced
me to Shakespeare, Keats, TS Eliot, Huxley and Waugh -
and the masters of French, German and Latin literature:
Gide, Moliere, Brecht, Virgil and Ovid. And some
deliciously juicy epigrams by Martial. I still read all
of those, occasionally, supplemented by newer discoveries
like Salman Rushdie and Sartre and Fay Weldon.
But then came Linguistics. I discovered
Philology by reading a Readers Digest Encyclopædia, and
was soon as interested in the form of words as in their
content. On long car trips I invented languages based on
the licence plates of passing cars, and I started
collecting dictionaries and Teach Yourself Books,
comparing words, and learning which languages were most
closely connected. Picking up an Anglo-Saxon reader at a
jumble sale, I discovered that Tolkien's world was not
just put together at random, but was itself a major piece
of philology, with many names and words derived directly
from Anglo-Saxon, and other languages which he had simply
invented himself. So when the time came to pick a
university degree, the choice was between Anglo-Saxon at
Cambridge, or Linguistics. Well, not being the most
disciplined of students, Cambridge turned out to be over
my head, and I ended up in Reading, doing Linguistics.
Thanks to Peter Trudgill, one of the lecturers there, I
got sent on a year out to Norway - and the rest is
history. But whatever happens - I am still fascinated by
words, whether they're put together in a poem or a novel,
or dissected on the Linguist's operating table
Click here for some of my favourite books
Music
"...and a sound arose of endless
interchanging melodies woven on harmony..."
(JRR Tolkien, "Ainulindalë, The Music of
the Ainur")
Our home was not filled with music. The
radio was mostly tuned to Radio 4 (all talk, for the
non-Brits), and the record player was a clapped out
portable from the sixties that very rarely got used. Except to play our two family singles (at least, the only two I remember) - Rolf Harris' "Two little boys" and The Goons "I'm walking backwards to Christmas"!
Apart from that, music in my childhood came in two categories: Top of the
Pops on the telly, and the band and songsters at the
Salvation Army. Well after a while we got a better record
player - they were still called "records" in
those days :-) and I started to learn the violin, being
thereby introduced to classical music (of a sort). So as
a teenager I was still participating in the "band
and songsters" world of the Army, now supplemented
by various school orchestras and choirs, and the LVYO
(Lea Valley Youth Orchestra), while I and my mates were
getting into progressively heavier varieties of rock
music, ending up with Motorhead and Hawkwind. I doubt
whether there are many Salvation Army officers who have
seen those two, as well as Deep Purple and Pink Floyd,
"live in concert", but I've got the tinnitus to
prove it. As a student I was introduced to jazz and swing
- which left me listening to almost any kind of music you
care to play. Except that... well, I'm getting old. So
all this trans, hiphop, whatever just sounds like a
rather ill drum-machine to me, and the newer heavy metal
bands are just not up to Led Zep and Rainbow. But hey -
where would we be without a generation gap :-)
Dates and Seasons
"I have measured out my life
with coffee spoons;"
(TS Eliot, "The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock")
This quote is almost literally true. As a student, then a teacher and finally a Salvation Army officer I have probably spent more time drinking coffee than any other activity (except sleeping). In between cups, I found time for some of this:
- 10.10.64 Born in North Walsham Cottage Hospital,
Norfolk, England. Youngest of three children. My
parents were Salvation Army officers, so we
subsequently moved from there to Holloway (North
London), Bush Hill Park (ditto), Northampton and
Piddington (outside Northampton) until my parents
gave up officership and started teaching:
- c.1971-1983 Lived in Hoddesdon, Hertfordshire:
Attended St Paul's Infants and Haslewood Junior
school, and then: The
Broxbourne School.
There was no Salvation Army corps in Hoddesdon,
so we went to the Waltham Abbey Corps, where I
started off playing drums in the Junior Band.
Later I took violin and trombone lessons, with
varying degrees of success, and played both
instruments in school music groups, at the
Salvation Army, and in the World Famous Lea
Valley Youth Orchestra! I also (eventually) sang
in the school choir, and the Songsters (Salvation
Army choir).
My mate Tim Neighbour (see "Campaign
for Real Rooves") was the first person I
knew with a home computer. We used it for playing
some incredibly simple games, and later actually
got paid for punching in data for Tim's Dad's
accountancy firm. Amazing how advanced we all
thought it was - loading programmes in Basic from
audio cassettes! "Press PLAY on tape
#1". I still think computers are fascinating
things, and I "dabble" as much as I
have time to. Linux is great from that point of
view - though in terms of office productivity it
hasn't beaten Windows yet. Except that it's
free...
It was also in this period that I developed my
interest for languages, acquiring a huge
collection of "Teach Yourself..."
books. At school I got to dabble in Classical
Latin and Greek as well as French and German, and
I even planned to study Anglo-Saxon at Cambridge.
But for once my natural talent couldn't overcome
my laziness, so I failed the entrance exam, and
my A-level grades just weren't up to it. So I
went to Reading.
- 1983-1987 Studied Linguistics
at Reading University - including a year at
the University of Oslo. Topped this up with a
short course in TEFL (Teaching English as a
Foreign Language) at the Bournemouth
International Language College.
- 1988-1989 Lived in Mariestad, Sweden. Worked as
English Teacher with Folkuniversitetet. Visited
East Germany with the Lidköping Salvation Army
Band - before the Wall came down... Quite an
experience.
- 1989-1991 Moved to Bergen, Norway.
Worked with the Salvation Army and taught evening
classes for Friundervisningen. While I was there
my Mum died of cancer. I was fortunate to be able
to be by her side for the last week, but I still
regret not "being around" in the
preceding months. But at the same time I met Jane
Brakstad and eventually fell in love. We were
married in April 1991. The best and worst years
of my life...
- 1991-1993 Studied at the Salvation Army Training
College for Officers, Asker, Norway.
- 1993-96 Working as Salvation Army Officer at Gol
in the central highlands of Norway. Visited New
England with the Bergen 1 Salvation Army Band.
- 01.09.95 Number one son Jonathan born. Wow! We
drove three hours in an ambulance, and the birth
was also attended by an electrician who had to
fix the lights...
- 1996-99 Working as Salvation Army Officer at
Tistedal in Southeast Norway. Lost my hair.
- 28.01.97 Number two son Marcus born. Wow again!!
No electricians this time - but Jonathan was
there for the whole thing!
- 1999 Moved to Sarpsborg. "One day you wake
to find / ten years have got behind you..." - Suddenly I've been living in Norway for ten years. Scary!
- 10.03.2000 Number three son Benjamin born. Thanks
to Solveig who came over at two o'clock in the
morning to look after the other two while we went
to hospital. I don't think we should have any
more, because Jane likes the laughing gas much
too much.
- 10.10.2004 The big 4-O. Do I feel any different? Well, a few aches and pains I didn't have twenty years ago. Most of my hair has come back, at last. That's about it. Jane took me to a spa hotel to celebrate - brilliant. Massage, good food, swimming pool. I could get used to that...
- 2006 Moved to Oslo. A bit traumatic for the kids, who really only remember Sarpsborg and had all their friends there. Still, after a while they seem to have settled in and found new friends - and Jonathan at least is old enough to keep in touch with some of the old gang. We're now leaders of the Temple Corps, with 400 members - scary! But exciting.
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