I need to post faster. Between the time I thought about commenting on Obama's slow start and right now as I'm typing this, the Dow went up 500 points, housing sales reports are up, and it seems as though Tim Geithner has finally found someone to mop the floors at the Treasury Department so he can focus on Saving America From The Great Recession, all of which makes me more impressed by professional bloggers. Geez, they're fast. I have a life though.

 I just saw pictures of Deep Fried Coca Cola. God help us, our nation is doomed.

Wonder if W had a few brewskis over the weekend and kept shouting at his TV "I told you you'd miss me!"

Fox News: We distort, you deride.