OH MY!
The Definitive List Of Orgasms
Situations you may find yourself in, and the orgasms you may encounter...
Sex in a boat - oar-gasms.
Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms.
Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms.
Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms.
Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms.
Sex at a Steven King Movie - horror-gasms.
Sex with a prostitute - whore-gasms.
Sex with an accountant - bore-gasms.
Sex while sleeping - snore-gasms.
Sex with 'Arthur' - Dudley Moore-gasms.
Sex with cartoon donkeys - Eyeore-gasms.
Sex while broke - poor-gasms.
Sex with a lion - roar-gasms.
Sex for hours and hours on end - sore-gasms.
Sex on a golf course - fore-gasms.
Sex with a nymphomaniac - more-gasms.
Sex in a gold mine - ore-gasms.
Sex with a dermatologist - pore-gasms.
Sex with a politician - Al Gore-gasms.
Sex with Chocolate, marshmallows, and graham crackers -
s'more-gasms.
Sex with a bullfighter - toreador-gasms.
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword - zorro-gasms.
Sex on the beach - shore-gasms.
Sex at an all-you-can-eat buffet - smorgasbord-gasms.
Sex on a cruise ship deck - shuffleboard-gasms.
Sex in asia - Singapore-gasms.
Sex among the wonders of nature - outdoor-gasms.
Sex in the vicinity of a garbage can - odor-gasms.
Sex that wasn't very satisfying - 'There's the door'-gasms.
Sex in an adult theater - hard-core-gasms.
Sex with a competitive partner - score-gasms.
Sex while flying - soar-gasms.
Sex with a beloved partner - adore-gasms.
Sex with a meat-eater - carnivore-gasms.
Sex with a person who's got a really bad hairdo - pompadore-gasms.
Sex with someone who's got bad taste in clothes - velour-gasms.
Sex while travelling - tour-gasms.
Sex with a big dog - labrador-gasms.
Sex with Beavis and Butthead - 'GonnaScore'-gasms.
Sex on stairs at the mall - escalator-gasms.
Sex with three of your friends - four-gasms.
Sex with a norse God - Thor-gasms.
Sex when resistance is futile - Borg-gasms.
Sex in an apple orchard - Core-gasms
Sex in a labratory - Organasms
Sex with a scout - Lore-gasms
Sex while cleaning the house - Chore-gasms
Sex with a absentminded person - For-gasms
Sex with an obnoxious ex-MTV host - Pauly Shore-gasms
Sex where you get sand in your crotch - Sea shore-gasms
Sex at the haunted house - Gore-gasms
Sex with a retired hockey star - Bobby Orr-gasms
Sex with someone who isn't paying attention - Ignore-gasms
Sex while fishing - Lure-gasms
Sex with Santa Claus - HO HO Hogasms!!!
Sex with pinnochio - Nose-gasms
Sex with a radioactive person - Glow-gasms
Sex while out skiing - Snow-gasms
Sex while being greedy - Your-gasms
Sex with an action figure - GI Joe-gasms'
Sex with a neighboor - Next Door-gasms
Sex while walking through a cave - Explore-gasms
Sex while decorating - Decor-gasms
Sex with Superman's enemy - gasms-Bizarro
Sex for the 10th time in one day - Please-No-More-gasms
Sex in tall grass - Need-To-Mow-gasms
Sex online - Cybor-gasms
Sex with a Q-tip - Ear-Gasms
Sex at a fashion show - Dior-gasms
Sex during Desert Storm - War-gasms
Sex on a motorcycle - Moto-gasms
Sex at a beauty parlor - Glamour-gasms
Sex at a soup cafe - Soup De Jour-gasms
Sex on TV Land - Mary Tyler Moore-gasms
Sex in a Potato field - Ore-Ida-gasms
Sex With a very well endowed Partner - Tore-gasms
Sex With a not so well endowed Partner - Or-chasm
Sex in a field of flowers - Spore-gasms
Sex with a monster - Igor-gasms
Sex while thinking of the past - Prior-gasms
Sex with someone you love - Amore-gasms
Sex in Jurrasic Park - Raptor-gasms
Sex in a tubful of Cavier - Roe-gasms
Sex well planned - Or-gasm-ized
Peek A Booooo!!!!
LUST - when you phone each other just to organize sex.
LOVE - when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST - when it's just the same old mushy shit.
LOVE - when you're interested in everything your partner does.
LUST - when you're only interested in one thing.
LOVE - when breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST - when staying together is something you try not to think about.
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