THE AMERICAN WITCH

Our quote of the day 17 JUNE 99:

"His ignorance is encyclopedic" - Abba Eban (1915-)

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The Few. The Proud. The Pagan.

What does Bob know about our......

"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on. " - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)

After cheerfully greeting his Wiccan constituents, and having fully considered their position Congressman Barr apologized for his ill-considered comments and invited 2 of the Witches to a BBQ in his honor as his guests.....they both became upset however when he asked them if he could lick whipped cream from their breasts. Sadly neither Lady could be reached for further comment.

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(sung to the tune of "Onward...oh well you know.....")
Onward Pagan Soldiers marching over Barr...
With the Consttution going on before.
Barr the Master Baiter, leads the Bigot Foe..
Limping into Battle see his mistress BLOW!
(refrain) "Onward Pagan Soldiers...marching over Barr...with the Constitution going on before."
As the Witches Triumph, Barr, his votes doth flee...
WITHOUT Tax-exemption...The Coalition starts to pee!
Bob's foundations tremble at our shout of Rage...
Pagans Lift your voices....Goddess let us PRAISE!
(refrain)
The Mighty U.S. Army needs no help from Bob...
Friends we're gladly treading on Barr's slack jawed yokel gob!
They'll be soon divided...while we have unity.
Never can they hold one doctrine...scared of diversity.
(refrain)

"People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election." - Otto von Bismarck