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 Start by placing your finger on one of the colors to the left. Spell aloud the name of the color you have chosen, moving your finger from color to color, moving once for each letter. Do not count the space you start on. You may move left, right, up, or down, but NOT DIAGONALLY. Keep your finger on the new color. |
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I have mysteriously determined you are not on Red or Black, so I have made them vanish. You may not move into a space occupied by an "X". Now move FIVE times to any colors you wish. Remember never move diagonally. Keep your finger on the new color. |
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With my mystical powers, I have found two more colors you aren't touching, and have made them vanish as well. Now move your finger, as usual, SEVEN times. Remember you may only move to colors you can see. Keep your finger where you stopped. |
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Now that most people are on Blue, I know you are not touching Brown or Green, so I made them disappear from the screen. Now move your finger THREE times to any colors remaining. Keep your finger where you stopped and remember the color. Now, you started where you wanted and moved where you wanted. But even though you are at a computer an unknown distance away from mine, I know exactly where you are. |
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Stare in amazement, I have done it again. You are touching the color White. You may now wipe the fingerprints (and dust) from your monitor and choose your next destination. |
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A Jewish man moves into a Catholic neighborhood ... Every Friday the Catholics go crazy because, while they’re morosely eating fish, the Jew is outside barbecuing steaks ... So the Catholics work on the Jew to convert him ... Finally, by threats and pleading, the Catholics succeed ... They take the Jew to a priest who sprinkles holy water on the Jew and intones: "Born a Jew ....... Raised a Jew ....... Now a Catholic."The Catholics are now ecstatic ... No more delicious, but maddening smells every Friday evening ... But the next Friday evening, the scent of barbecue wafts through the neighborhood ... The Catholics all rush to the Jew’s house to remind him of his new fish diet ... He's supposed to eat fish ... They see him standing over the steak, sprinkling barbecue sauce on it and saying: "Born a cow, Raised a cow, Now a Fish."