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A General Intelligence Test ... even with your intelligence, it might be humbling.
Age Test ... just a number? I'd sure like to believe that; I think it's a state of mind.
A Nothing Riddle ... I say "nothing" because it's easy ... give it a try; it's fun.
A Quick Quiz ... real question is, would your friends do better?
Are You Ready to be Jewish? ... tongue-in-cheek, and yet; well take the test 'n see.
A Serious Discussion of Analogies ... in my opinion, an excellent test of intelligence.
Assumptions ... if I tell you more, it'll be a give-away for the anwser.
Chocolate Candy Test ... a chocolate opportunity to find out who you realy are.
How Come ... how come's ... if'ies ... why do's ... and why is'ies ... y otro preguntas.
Keyboard Symbols and Punctuation Marks ... prepares you for a secretaryship.
Personality Test ... Socrates said, "a life unexamined is not worth living" ... I think.
Power of Observation ... things we see everyday; do we really observe what we see.
Left Brain – Right Brain ... here's a physical test to see if you have any brain.
Teaching Math ... in the year 1950 compared to teaching math in the year 2010.
Test for Parenthood ... try these tricks to see if you are ready for the plunge.
Testing General Smarts ... see how clever you are; most people get these wrong.
Trivia Test ... pass four out of eight and you're a genius. Are you game?
University Of Miami Entrance Exam ... this is the football players version.
What Country Am I? ... given a few small hints, how’s your geography?
Navigator ... are you sure? absolutely positive? indubitably certain? ... bye now.


AGE TEST

How many of the following "oldies" do you remember?
Keep count of how many as you scroll down.

  1. Beanie and Cecil
  2. Blackjack chewing gum
  3. Blue flashbulbs
  4. Butch wax
  5. Candy cigarettes
  6. Carbon paper
  7. Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes
  8. Cork popguns
  9. Drive-ins
  10. Forty-five RPM records
  11. Hi-fi's
  12. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers
  13. Howdy Doody
  14. Lone Ranger, Allen's Ally, or Fibber McGee on radio
  15. Metal ice trays with levers
  16. Mimeograph paper
  17. Newsreels before the movie
  18. P. F. Flyers
  19. Party lines
  20. Peashooters
  21. Roller skate keys
  22. S&H Green Stamps
  23. Soda pop machines that dispensed bottles
  24. Studebakers
  25. Telephone numbers with a word prefix, e.g. Clovedale - 6933
  26. Wash tub wringers
  27. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water

If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young.

If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older.

If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age.

If you remembered 16-25 = You're older than Methuselah.

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HOW COME's ... IF'ies ... WHY DO's ... WHY IS'ies

  1. Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?
  2. After eating, do amphibians need to wait an hour before getting out of the water?
  3. Can you buy an entire chess set in a pawn-shop?
  4. Daylight savings time - why are they saving it and where do they keep it?
  5. Did George Washington just whip out a quarter for his ID?
  6. Did Noah keep his bees in archives?
  7. Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?
  8. Do people in Australia call the rest of the world "up over"?
  9. Do pilots take crash-courses?
  10. Do stars clean themselves with meteor showers?
  11. Does an Oriental person become disoriented after being spun around?
  12. Does killing time damage eternity?
  13. Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip?
  14. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?
  15. Have you ever imagined a world with no hypothetical situations?
  16. Have you ever seen a toad on a toadstool?
  17. How can there be self-help "groups"?
  18. How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
  19. How come wrong numbers are never busy?
  20. How do you get off a non-stop flight?
  21. How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
  22. How many weeks are there in a light year?
  23. How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
  24. If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his walkman?
  25. If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?
  26. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is that considered a hostage situation?
  27. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?
  28. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?
  29. If athletes get athlete's foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?
  30. If Barbie's so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
  31. If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
  32. If cats and dogs didn't have fur would we still pet them?
  33. If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?
  34. If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
  35. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  36. If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags?
  37. If swimming is good for your shape, why do the whales look the way they do?
  38. If tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make fog horns out of?
  39. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?
  40. If white wine goes with fish, do white grapes go with sushi?
  41. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?
  42. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
  43. If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots?
  44. If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?
  45. If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
  46. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
  47. Is nostalgia really what it used to be?
  48. Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
  49. What would the speed of lightning be if it didn't zigzag?
  50. When driving and looking for an addy, why turn down the volume on the radio?
  51. Who watches the Watchmen?
  52. Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
  53. Why are a 'wise man' and a 'wise guy' opposites?
  54. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?
  55. Why do "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?
  56. Why do "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
  57. Why do 'overlook' and 'oversee' mean opposite things?
  58. Why do the signs that say "Slow Children" have a picture of a running child?
  59. Why do they call it "chili" if it's hot?
  60. Why do they call it a TV set, when you only get one?
  61. Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
  62. Why do 'tug' boats push their barges?
  63. Why do we put suits in garment bags and garments in a suitcase?
  64. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?
  65. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game", when we are already there?
  66. Why do we wash bath towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
  67. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
  68. Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
  69. Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
  70. Why is it called "after dark" when it really is "after light"?
  71. Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?
  72. Why is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
  73. Why is it that night falls but day breaks?
  74. Why is phonics not spelled the way it sounds?
  75. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?
  76. Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
  77. Why press harder on remote control buttons when the batteries are dead?
  78. Would you say that clones are people two?

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PERSONALITY TEST

This is a quick 10 question personality test where the results are quite remarkably on point. Grab a pencil and paper and number it 1-10, keeping track of each of your letter answers. Don't change your first answers. Disclaimer: If you are certifiably insane, this test is not for you ... just get on with your surfing, smile and be happy.

  1. When do you feel your best?

    (a) In the morning
    (b) During the afternoon and early evening
    (c) Late at night

  2. You usually walk:

    (a) fairly fast, with long steps
    (b) fairly fast, but with short, quick steps
    (c) less fast, head up, looking the world in the face
    (d) less fast, head down

    (e) very slowly

  3. When talking to people, you:

    (a) stand with your arms folded
    (b) have your hands clasped
    (c) have one or both your hands on your hips
    (d) touch or push the person to whom you are talking
    (e) play with your ear, touch your chin, or smooth your hair

  4. When relaxing, you sit with:

    (a) your knees bent and your legs neatly side by side
    (b) your legs crossed
    (c) your legs stretched out or straight
    (d) with one leg curled under you

  5. When something really amuses you, you react with:

    (a) a big, appreciative laugh
    (b) a laugh, but not a loud one
    (c) a quiet chuckle
    (d) a sheepish smile

  6. When you go to a party or social gathering, you:

    (a) make a loud entrance so everyone notices you
    (b) make a quiet entrance, looking around for someone you know
    (c) make quietest possible entrance and try to stay unnoticed

  7. You are working hard, concentrating hard. If you are interrupted you:

    (a) welcome the break
    (b) feel extremely irritated
    (c) vary between these two extremes

  8. Which of the following colors do you like most?

    (a) red or orange
    (b) black
    (c) yellow or light blue
    (d) green
    (e) dark blue or purple
    (f) white

    (g) brown or gray

  9. When you are in bed at night, in those last few moments before going to sleep, you lie:

    (a) stretched out on your back
    (b) stretched out face down on your stomach
    (c) on your side, slightly curled
    (d) with your head on one arm
    (e) with your head under the covers

  10. You often dream that you are:

    (a) falling
    (b) fighting or struggling
    (c) searching for something or somebody
    (d) flying or floating
    (e) You usually have a dreamless sleep
    (f) Your dreams are always pleasant

POINTS:

1. (a) 2 (b) 4 (c) 6

2. (a) 6 (b) 4(c) 7 (d) 2 (e) 1

3. (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 5 (d) 7 (e) 6

4. (a) 4 (b) 6 (c) 2 (d) 1

5. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 2

6. (a) 6 (b) 4 (c) 2

7. (a) 6 (b) 2 (c) 4

8. (a) 6 (b) 7 (c) 5 (d) 4 (e) 3 (f) 2 (g)1

9. (a) 7 (b) 6 (c) 4 (d) 2 (e) 1

10 (a) 4 (b) 2 (c) 3 (d) 5 (e) 6 (f) 1

ADD THE TOTAL NUMBER OF POINTS:

OVER 60 POINTS: Others see you as someone they should "handle with care." You are seen as vain, self-centered, and extremely dominant ... Others may admire you and wish they could be more like you ... but they don't always trust you and hesitate to become too deeply involved with you.

FROM 51 TO 60 POINTS: Your friends see you as an exciting, highly volatile, and rather impulsive personality; a natural leader, quick to make decisions (though not always the right ones). They see you as bold and venturesome, someone who would try anything once; someone who takes a chance and enjoys an adventure. They enjoy being in your company because of the excitement you radiate.

FROM 41 TO 50 POINTS: Others will see you as fresh, lively, charming, amusing, practical, and always interesting ... someone who can be is constantly the center of attention, but sufficiently well-balanced not to let it go to your head. They see you also as kind, considerate, and standing ... someone who will cheer them up and help them out.

FROM 31 TO 40 POINTS: Other people see you as sensible, cautious, careful, and practical. They see you as clever, gifted, or talented, but also modest. You are not a person who makes friends too quickly or too easily, but someone who is extremely loyal to the friends you do make and who expects the same loyalty in return. Those who really get to know you will realize that it takes a lot to shake your trust in your friends, but, equally, that it also takes you a long time to get over it if that trust is broken.

FROM 21 TO 30 POINTS: Your friends see you as painstaking and fussy. They see you as very, very cautious and extremely careful, a slow and steady plodder. And it would really surprise them if you ever did something impulsively or on the spur of the moment. They expect you to examine everything carefully from every side and then, usually decide against it. They think this reaction on your part is caused partly by your careful nature and partly by laziness.

UNDER 21 POINTS: People think you are shy, nervous, and indecisive, someone who needs to be looked after, who needs nurturing, who always wants someone else to make the decisions ... and who doesn't want to get involved with anyone or anything. They see you as a worrier, who sees problems that don't exist. Some people think you're boring. Only the people who know you well know that you aren't.

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