| 1. | Never do housework. No man ever made love to a woman because the
house was spotless. |
| 2. | Remember you are known by the idiot you accompany. |
| 3. | Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he's in diapers. |
| 4. | What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. |
| 5. | So many men - so many reasons not to sleep with any of them. |
| 6. | If they put a man on the moon - they should be able to put them all
there. |
| 7. | Tell him you're not his type - you have a pulse. |
| 8. | Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be let out
alone. |
| 9. | The only reason men are on this planet is that vibrators can't dance
or buy drinks. |
| 10. | Never sleep with a man who's named his penis. |
| 11. | Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. |
| 12. | A man who can dress himself without looking like Forrest Gump is
unquestionably gay. |
| 13. | Men are all the same - they just have different faces so you can
tell them apart. |
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