The File Room
the backbeyond from which no one emerges
THE WHOLE TRUTH! READ QUICKLY! (by Chronotog)
I don't blame everyone for being so confused about the X-Files. I have spent much time researching all that has happened so far:
First, Mulder: Mulder is actually the son of the Cigarette Smoking Man, and sister of Scully. Scully a.k.a. Samantha, was abducted by the CSM so the truth of Scully/Mulder-sister/brother relashonship would be covered up.
Scully: Scully is a wild card between Mulder and the truth. She was given the cancer by someone is the government BESIDES THE CSM.
CSM: Is the dad of Mulder and Scully. Deadbeat dad that is.
Skinner: Brother of CSM and uncle to Scully and Mulder. Fells obligated to save Scully's life so her brother, Mulder wouldn't have to do thru such pain.
Well, I hope you are satisfied. Tell me what you think.
Sex will solve it... (by Ryder)
Its not a question of should they hook up or should they not, because we know that it would ruin the show if they became an item.
The simple fact is that they have to have sex. Plain and simple, people want to know what would happen if Mulder and Scully went to bed.
We all know that Scully has feelings for Mulder otherwise she would have thrown him off the couch way before he really burst through the door "small Spuds". And we know Mulder cares for Scully, although nothing as obvious has happened yet..(yet)
Chris Carter just has to come up with some brilliant Idea for them to do the deed then somehow forget. The show goes on as usual, paranormal activity, mutants, sexual tension, UFO's, cover ups, etc......
This inevitably will leave the viewers extatic and still waiting in anticipation to see if it will ever happen again...
Please do feel free to agree or disagree!
XPhobia (therapist)
If you find yourself with the following symptoms, I am available for therapy:
1. You think Mulder and Scully are real people
2. You are addicted to X-Files
3. You can't sleep after an X-File episode
4. You feel sad, depressed, or in a general state of melacholy after an episode.
5. You see no hope for the world
6. You continually are hoping for romantic or comic relief in the X-files.
7. You are constantly asking people to watch X-Files with you.
8. Missing an X-file episode is a fate worse than death.
9. You believe the the X-file subject matter is based on reality.
10. You collect X-file trivia.
11. You'd like to quit watching the series but you keep being drawn back in spite of the suffering you're enduring.
12. You watch X-file reruns over and over looking for hidden clues and subtle, possibly redeeming qualities in the characters.
13. You think Mulder and Scully actually work at the FBI.
14. You think the X-files is really an investigative project at the FBI.
15. You think Anderson and Duchovny behave off stage just like the their characters Scully and Mulder.
16. You're longing to see something good happen, such as love, romance, pure joy, pleasure, happiness, deliverance, salvation, or maybe just the lights turned up a bit so you can see what people really look like.
17. or, any other feeling that comes up as a result of X-files that bothers you.
[A man runs screaming from a shadowy pursuer. The man stumbles, they scuffle, and the pursuer turns out to be Mulder. Scully runs up just as Mulder stakes the man in the heart. They examine the man together, and Mulder shows Scully the man's fangs.]
Mulder: Look at that... huh? huh?
[Scully slips off the plastic fangs.]
Mulder: Oh shi--[cue theme music]
The quote of the week returns! Just to make up for all the missed weeks, I've got two from this incredible episode. The first one doesn't quite roll off the tongue, but I've lovingly transcribed it as a homage to Chris Carter and Stephen King.
[Cell phone]
[in X-Files office] The other week: The daddy of "cyberspace," William Gibson, gives us AI we can sink our teeth into; featuring hacker chick. "She's really hot!" -Frohike [Scully enters the hotel room with a tray of gulp wine and cheese] X-Files Quote of November 16, 1997- X-Files Quote of November 9, 1997- X-Files Quote of November 2: [Scully enters her darkened bedroom and begins to take off her shirt] Don't miss tonight's show, the 100th episode of The X-Files with the original title of "Redux II." [Mulder sits down at diner counter; he eyes the cook]
The X-Files (TM) and © 1998 Twentieth Century Fox Film Corporation.
Mulder: Hell, maybe you don't know what you're looking for.
Scully: Like evidence of conjury, black arts, or shamanism, divination, Wicca, or any kind of pagan or neo-pagan practice, charms, cards, familiars, bloodstones or hex signs or any of the ritual tableaux associated with the occult-- santeria, voudon, macumba or any high or low magic?
Mulder: Scully...?
Scully: Yes?
Mulder: ...Marry me.
Scully: I was hoping for something a little more helpful.
Mulder: Oh God, I mean it's amazing what I can accomplish without incessant meddling or questioning into everything I do. It's just---
[A couple of pencils fall on Mulder. Scully looks up. Several sharpened pencils are stuck to the ceiling.]
Mulder: There's... got to be an explanation.
Scully: Oh, I don't know. I think some things are better left unexplained.
Mulder: Who cut the cheese?
Scully: Since you won't be making it to the conference... [wry smile]
Mulder: Par-tay!
Scully: However, I must remind you this goes against the bureau's policy of male and female agents consorting in the same hotel room while on assignment.
Mulder: Try any of that Tailhook crap on me, Scully, and I'll kick your ass.
Next week: "Is it true Jerry Springer is coming to town?"
Langly: Say it... say it!
Frohike: . . . Your kung-fu is the best.>
Waitress: "Tabasco, cures anything."
Mulder: "I'll keep that in mind."
Next week- Unusual Suspects: the origin of the Lone Gunmen and a great excuse for NBC to crossover via Richard Belzer.
Mulder: Keep going, FBI woman.
Scully: Mulder? What are you doing? Why are you sitting in my bedroom in the dark?
Mulder: It was too crowded in my apartment, I couldn't sleep.
Waitress: Coffee?
Mulder: Sure. [Waitress pours coffee on Mulder's lap.] Whoa! [Mulder jumps up]
That's not a place you want to burn a guy.Home
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