We are always in the process of adding "fun" stuff,
so check back again.

Funny One-Liners: The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. Those who get too big for their britches will be exposed in the end. Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness. Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines! Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery. You stare at an orange juice container because it says "CONCENTRATE." We've upped our standards, now up yours. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion. Q. What do you call cheese that isn't yours?   A. Nacho Cheese. Q. What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?   A. Polaroids. (The above were sent to us via e-mail, authors unknown.) "What's another word for Thesaurus?" --Steven Wright (for more Steven Wright quotes, click here)

Click on link at bottom of page to see
the monthly Celebration Page(s).
[These Celebration Pages are also full of colorful holiday fun.]

Click here for some Word Play.

Click here to see some weird and wild Eyeballs.

(Click in box on left side, type in number,
then click on gray button, and conversion will appear.)