"The only way to understand any woman is to love her... and then it isn't necessary to understand her." - Sydney J. Harris

"Beauty is not in the face; beauty is a light in the heart." - Kahlil Gibran

"To sin by silence when they should protest makes cowards of men." - Abraham Lincoln

"The human heart feels things the eyes cannot see, and knows what the mind cannot understand." - Robert Valett

"Pains of love be sweeter far than all other pleasures are." - Jon Dryden

"La coeur a ses raisons que la raison ne connait point." (The heart has its reasons, whereof reason knows nothing.) - Blaise Pascal

"In the arithmetic of love, one plus one equals everything, and two minus one equals nothing." - Mignon McLaughlin

"Love is the discovery of ourselves in others, and the delight in recognition." - Alexander Smith

"It is not love, but the lack of love, that is blind." - Glenway Wescott

"Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one." - Japanese Proverb

"We are each of us angels with only one wing, and we can only fly embracing each other." - Liciano de Crescenzo

"If I know what love is, it is because of you." - Herman Hesse

"Love truth, but pardon error." - Voltaire

"In her first passion, a woman loves her lover. In all the others, all she loves is love." - Byron, Don Juan, III

"I think we dream so we dont have to be apart so long. If we're in each others dreams, we can be together all the time." - Thomas Hobbes

"I could do without many things with no hardship -- you are not one of them." - Ashleigh Brilliant

"No smile is so beautiful as the one that struggles through tears." - Margaret Fishback Powers

"If instead of a gem, or even a flower, we should cast the gift of a loving thought into the heart of a friend, that would be as the angels give." - George MacDonald

"Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity." - Kahlil Gibran

"He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose." - Jim Elliot

"I have decided to stick with love. Hate is too great a burden to bear." - Martin Luther King, Jr.

"Where is he now, for whom I carry in my heart this love, this praise? I gravely doubt whether women were ever married by capture. I think they pretended to be - as they still do." - G.K. Chesterton

"A woman cannot love a man she feels to be her inferior; love without veneration and enthusiasm is only friendship." - George Sand

"It is not a lack of love, but a lack of friendship that makes unhappy marriages. - Friedrich Nietzsche

"The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched. They must be felt with the heart." - Helen Keller

"At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet." - Plato

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence." - H.L. Mencken

"Love looks through a telescope, envy through a microscope." - Josh Rillings

"Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." - John Benfield "You can go a long way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun." - Al Capone

"Progress was all right. Only it went on too long." --James Thurber

"Far and away the best prize that life offers us is the chance to work hard at work worth doing." - Theodore Roosevelt

"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - Benjamin Franklin

"I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals." - Winston Churchill

"Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change."

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they are okay, then it's you." - Rita Mae Brown

"The hottest places in Hell are reserved for those who, in a time of great moral crisis, maintain their neutrality." - Dante

"Applying computer technology is simply finding the right wrench to pound in the correct screw."

"Experience is that marvelous thing that enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again." - F.P. Jones

"As your attorney, it is my duty to inform you that it is not important that you understand what I'm doing or why you're paying me so much money. What's important is that you continue to do so." - Hunter S. Thompson's Samoan Attorney

"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." - George Carlin "It's a small world, but I wouldn't want to paint it." - Steven Wright

"The world is divided into people who do things, and people who get the credit. Try, if you can, to belong to the first class. There's far less competition." - Dwight Morrow

"Never eat more than you can lift." - Miss Piggy

"There are two types of employees: Those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is much less competition there." - Indira Gandhi

"I'm not worried about the bullet with my name on it... just the thousands out there marked 'Occupant'."

"...the search for truth strains the patience of most people, who would rather believe the first things that come to hand." - Thucydides

"You are the window through which you must see the world." - Laura Ingalls Wilder

"Men occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of them pick themselves up and hurry off as if nothing ever happened." - Winston Churchill

"You never get ahead of anyone as long as you try to get even with him." - Lou Holtz