Mexican

The Adventures of Al the Mexican


One day Al had a thought. "I know," he says, "we'll have a party!"	So Al called all his redneck friends. "A party?" his friends asked, "Sure, we'll be right over!"	So the friends all came over and inspected the garden tractors and other junk that Al has collected in his garage.

Grandma Geri broke out a jug of cider and the party got started.	After a while, the rednecks started looking kinda bored. Probably because of the Country music playing on the radio.	Al says, "I know! We'll cook some food! Then the rednecks will be happy again."

So Al selected the meat for the big Bar-B-Q.	This one looked too small.	"This one is big enough," Al said, "but we're gonna need a bigger fire."

"A fire! That's right up my alley!" Al exclaimed.	So Al went out back and checked on the wood he had "made" last winter. It looked like there might be enough.	Al built a fire big enough to cook all the meat.

The rednecks were impressed and took pictures of the fire.	The old truck was rolled over and Al siphoned out the gas to "Git the fire really goin' "	The rednecks were smiling again, because they knew the food would be ready soon.

But the fire got kinda big and Al the Mexican became Super Al, the Mexican Firefighter.	Later that evening, dinner was finally served.	And Al the Mexican was happy and he went to bed with a full belly and had dreams about climbing over fences and running from the border patrol just like he always does..

The End

Disclaimer:
No farm animals, pets, Mexican-Americans, Rednecks, or trucks were actually harmed in the making of this webpage.
The characters depicted on this webpage are not real people, they only exist in my imagination and the fire was only a special effect - so just relax.
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