MORE JOKES!!!!!! Inflation was getting out of hand so Joe suggested to his wife, Louise, that they try a unique way to save some money on the side. "Every time we make love, I'll give you a dollar for your piggy bank," he said. A few weeks later, they decided to open the piggy bank. Out tumbled a bunch of dollars, but these were mixed with a rich cluster of fives, tens and twenties. "Louise," asked Joe, "where did you get all that money? Each time we made love I only gave you a dollar." "So?" she said. "Do you think everyone is as stingy as you?" A recruit had just arrived at a Foreign Legion post in the desert. He asked his corporal what the men did for recreation. The corporal smiled wisely and said, "You'll see." The young man was puzzled. "Well, you've got more than a hundred men on this base and I don't see a single woman." "You'll see," the corporal repeated. That afternoon far off in the distance a cloud of desert sand flew up, and there could be seen hundreds of camels running toward the camp. All the men dropped what they were doing and started running towards the camels. The new recruit ran puzzled along with the others. He turned towards a man running along side him and said, "why is everyone running towards the camels?" His fellow runner glanced at him, not letting up his pace and said "Well the camels only come once a month...now you don't want to get an ugly one do you?" This gal was wearing a very tight skirt, and when she tried to board the fifth Avenue bus she found she couldn't lift her leg. She reached back and unzipped her zipper. It didn't seem to do any good, so she reached back and unzipped it again. Suddenly the man behind her lifted her up and put her on the top step. "How dare you?" she demanded. "Well, lady," he said, "by the time you unzipped my fly for the second time I thought we were good friends!" A man went to have plastic surgery on his penis. The surgeon examined him and asked, "What happened?" "Well, doc, I live in a trailer camp." the man explained, "and from where I am I can see this lovely lady next door. She's blonde and gorgeous. Every night I see her take a hot dog from the refrigerator and stick it in a hole in the floor of her trailer. Then she gets down and sits on the hot dog." "And?" prompted the doctor. "Well," said the man, "I felt this was such a waste, so one day I got under the trailer and when she put the hot dog in the hole, I removed it and substituted myself. "It was a great idea and everything was going real good, too. Then someone knocked at her door, and she jumped off my hot dog and tried to kick it under the stove!" A man was asked by his wife to buy a live chicken for a spcial dinner. He bought the chicken and was on his way home when he remembered that he didn't have his house key and his wife wouldn't be there for a few hours. He decided to pass the time by going to a movie. In order to get into the cinema, he stuffed the chicken into his trousers. He sat down and began watching the movie. It fascinated him so that he didn't notice the chicken sticking its head through his fly. Two women were sitting next to him, and one of them nudged the other. "Look," she said, "look at that thing there sticking out of that man's pants." The other replied, "If you've seen one, you've seen them all." The first one said, "Yes, but this one is eating my popcorn!" John had two pet monkeys whom he loved very much, but both died within two days of each other. He decided to take their bodies to the taxidermist so that they would be with him forever. The taxidermist gave him an estimate for the job and asked if he wanted them mounted. "No," came the reply. "Please just have them shaking hands!" Want more??????? Click on Cupid... DISCLAIMER Animations by The Animal Hut If you would like another page of jokes please email me at: sweetcharlotte@hotmail.com but you have to SIGN MY GUESTBOOK TOO!!!