Sister Bari
| Name | Crystal |
| Nicknames | Missy, Gimpy, Blair, Weird Alette, Swiss |
| Height | 5' 3" |
| Weight | Fat |
| Gender | Yes |
| DOB | I never born, I just was |
| Sign | Aries |
| SaxOnTheBeach@aol.com | |
| Homepage | http://www.weeb.com/ |
| Fave Number | weeb |
| Favorite Color | weeb |
| Place | Shirley, NY, USA |
| Joined In | June of 1999 |
| Famous For | the HAT, cateye classes |
| Foods | Fat |
| Hobbies | Fat, Weird Al, Jazz, music music, drama, dissing Turso, muttering about Pike, pretending to practice, obsessing over Star Wars. |
| Fave Bird | Charlie Parker |
| About | This is the part where I'm supposed to talk about me, right? *tap tap* This thing working? Well, hi, I'm Crystal, and...um...I..I have a chocolate problem. It's something I'm not proud of and I'm working very hard at overcoming it right now. If you'll excuse me one moment I have to attach this little chocolate patch to my arm to resist the cra-GIVE ME ALL YOUR HERSHEY'S NOW, DO YOU HEAR ME?!?! |
| Quotes | "Well
what if you like, swish your tea leaves around and then
swish them around again? Then she'd think you were, like,
Bob Marley."- Kate, on tea leaf readers. "Well, good ideas must be distributed among the general population. If people didn't steal other people's ideas, where would we be today? We'd still be sitting on our [butts] in a cave with square wheels while one guy was a lawyer with a BMW."- Kate "Damn, you're one strong chick!" -Dennis "I molested George Lucas and all I got was his lousy illegitimate love child and this stupid t-shirt!"- Carli "You're telling me that I was alone with a big... hairy... naked... CANADIAN?!"- Dag "Mooo..."- Dan "BIMBAMBAWEH!!!!!!"- Will |