This is the PROFILES section. Here you'll meet all the oxymorons and invite them into your hearts. If you have not yet sent me your profile, then what the hell are you waiting for? An invitation? What do you think this is, eh? Go write your dern profile all abootcha naow!
Oh, and tell me what font and background you want to use (send it to me). So if y'all could write one fer yourself (follow Nick's format) and e-mail it to me, we'd be hunky dory! S'ok?