Light

The Official Carbonated Alcoholic Malt-Based Beverage and Ceremonial Libation of Team S&M*. Remember, always drink responsibly...or not.

The Team S&M Drinking Philosophy:

• Why walk when you can stumble?
• Why stumble when you can crawl?
• Why crawl when you can collapse?
• Why collapse when... no, wait a minute, once you've collapsed, that's pretty much it... way to go!!

*Although Coors Light is the preferred beverage of Team S&M, it must be noted that in an emergency situation (such as being down to 3 cases or less), just about any premium beer may be substituted... any beer, of course, as long as it's not:

Possession of any quantity of this 'beverage' (or it's brethren, "Pud Dry" and "Pud Light"), at a Team S&M sponsored or sanctioned event is grounds for complete disbarrment from Team S&M, as well as a severe ass-kicking from Mr. Mike, Chief of Security, Team S&M Worldwide...

Please believe us, there are good reasons to fear this evil brew...

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