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My owner went to "The International Motorcycle Show" and saw all sorts of shiny new overpriced engineering marvels. (Ho-hum).
Now on to the interesting machines...
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Here's
one Becky liked. Why did she like it you ask? The colour... |
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Perhaps you may be "Born To Be Wild". Might I suggest this fearsome chopper treatment... |
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Now let's see what we can do about that less-than-stellar quarter-mile performance. I'm positive that the nitrous-oxide can boost the horsepower well into the double-digits! And look... you sit on the gas tank. (That way, you keep the things that rhyme together...) Cool helmet too. |
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This bike might seem normal at first but wait a minute. What's up with that huge rad? |
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Hey wait a minute... that's a V8! |
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It's an epidemic! Here's another V8. |
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Hmmmm. I seem to recall that V8's require a bit more gas than most engines AND motorcycles USUALLY have small gas tanks.... So how do you handle that? Aaaah. I see... just weld "a few" tanks together! |
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With the cold weather, folks have to put their bikes away and turn to more practical ventures... like gas-powered bar stools! I didn't get a chance to drive it but I'm guessing that these probably don't handle too well in the high-speed corners. I also have a "feeling" that rapid acceleration and deceleration could cause a loss of beer! |
"And the worst
part of it all was that I didn't even get to go!"
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