This time--we get two! (for a while)
"MEER"
--Snooch, over just about anything.
A slut is someone who sleeps with everyone.
A bitch is someone who sleeps with everyone but you!
--Lori
"That's god, if god were a hamburger!"
--Preston, who saw a burger commercial and had a spiritual experience
"I believe in a god who recycles."
Daniel the Fishmonger
"I'll stuff them into my bag sometime and you can skin them out like a 6-point buck"
--Tomcat
(Would you believe he was talking about his jeans? *hmm*)
"A Maltharian and his secrets are rarely parted. And never all at once."
--Maltharianism
"No cat ever gave anyone a straight answer."
--Tomcat
"My brain works through the web like it does within itself."
--Matthew J. Epp
"No need to flaunt your superiority, but once the mask has been removed no need to hide it."
--Maltharian Doctrine (excerpt)
"All those seeking sin and iniquity, follow the Monk!"
--Lord Brice MacKegan
"It's all in the inspiration."
--Lord Aleksandr Becc
"Like building a house of wood and stone, he arranges people to set the world to right.
Though it is not known which world he serves."
--Excerpt from the Maltharian Gospels
"...And his deeds were most Maltharian.
By the angelic hue of his
face and the devilish candor to his eye,
one could see that he was
touched by the Prince of Secrets."
--Excerpt from the Maltharian Gospels
"If you're not doing something bad, it's not any fun."
--Aleksandr Becc
"Got a death grip on this vision
And here I go again"
--Live, Face and Ghost
"If I'm talking about a naked woman...It's NOT my sex life!"
--Samuel
"Remember, when you use a flaming sword, be sure you have protection."
--Millen the Judicator
(aren't in-game quotes always the best?)
"It's hard to be the scourge of the Seven Seas when your bells are a-jinglin'."
--J. Dogg the Pirate
"We may rise and fall
But in the end
We'll meet our fate together"
--Creed, "One"
"I told the priest
Don't count on any second coming
God got his ass kicked
The first time he came down here slumming
He had the balls to come
The gall to die and then forgive us
No, I don't wonder why
I what he thought it would get us"
--Concrete Blonde, "Tomorrow Wendy"
"When you are born you're afraid of the darkness
And then you're afraid of the light
But I'm not afraid when I dance with my shadow"
--Aerosmith, "Taste of India