Political System Definitions

composed by Jonathan



Socialism:

you have two cows
and give one of them to your neighbor


Communism:

you have two cows
the government takes both and gives you milk


Facism:

you have two cows
the government takes both and sells you the milk


Nazism:

you have two cows
the government takes both and shoots you


Capitalism:

you have two cows
you sell one and buy a bull


Buearucracy:

you have two cows
the government takes both, shoots one, milks the other, then forgets about the whole thing and throws away the milk



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