Do you have any offensive weapons?Not wishing to assign any negative motives or conotations to any of my property, I replied:
"What do you mean by 'offensive weapons'"?The agents response:
"Mace, knives, stuff like that".I replied:
"Well, I do have a couple of knives".At that point the agent replied:
"Let me see them"I reached into my glove box and pulled out a curved hunting knife in its sheath with a 5 inch blade. The agent asked:
"What do you use that for"?I replied:
"It is a tool I use for camping".The agent said:
"Fine, what else do you have"?At that point, I pulled out from beside my seat a 12 inch double edged dagger in a sheath, held it up and said:
"This"The agent's somewhat surprised response:
"THAT isn't a camping tool, that is not allowed into Canada".NOTE: At no time did I claim ANY use for the dagger, unlike the hunting knife, I was never given the opportunity to explain why I had it. In response I replied (knowing full well the answer),
"Where in the Criminal code does it say that knives over a certain length are prohibited in this country?"The agents response:
"That does not matter, you better go inside and speak to someone".The agent then wrote a slip sending me to secondary inspection, where I fell into the clutches of Customs Officer 12078. I call him that because he accidently or deliberately forgot to sign his name on the receipt I was to receive later for my abandoned property.
You know what, I'm going to send you backMy response:
You CAN'T send me back, I'm CanadianCustoms Officer 12078 said,
well, you an take it back, or it is forfeit.I had no intention of returning to the states, so I told him to keep it.
What other weapons do you have?I explained that I also had what is coloquilly called a billy club. At this point, the whole turn of events became truly bizarre.
A billy is illegal in Canada, I could call the police right now and have you arrested.Interesting, he makes no mention of having the police arrest me for the large knife, which suggests that he KNOWS FULL WELL the knife is legal, yet he threatens to have me arrested for the billy.
What do you use it for?I explain that one can use it to check tire pressure by rapping on the sidewall. We go back out to the car, where he procedes to search the car. He sees the sheathed hunting knife in the glove box, examines it and puts it back, finds a buck knife (which I forgot was there) in the door panel, looks at it and replaces it, and checks out the billy. He askes if I have anything else, and I reply the tire iron could be a weapon. Tiring of this, Customs Officer 12078 says he will accept my explanation for the billy and let me keep it if I put it in the back of the car.
I don't like you attitude, and for you information, any knife longer that the width of your hand is a weapon.(He failed to state that criterion applied only to knives who's design purpose was to inflict bodily harm).