ow you've done it!   I  warned you not to click, but you ignored me.  Right now, the President is in the Oval Office wired to electrodes.   By clicking that damned button, you've initiated a series of corrective shocks which will increase in intensity and duration the longer you remain here.  Please return to the Homepage at once.

For the love of God, how can you allow this to continue?  Show some respect for the man's dignity
. . . Show some compassion!

Alright I'm begging you: Please stop the torture!