Nine Generations of American WASPs
My father comes from a family of seven, which he seems to describe as being a little on the dysfunctional side. But doesn't everyone think their family is? In the words of Pat Conroy, "In families, there are no crimes beyond forgiveness." Of course, one also might not feel too bad about not talking to one's siblings and mother for twenty years, but ultimately there is forgiveness somewhere along the line. No one's pointing fingers here.
George Clifford Eller, Senior (my grandfather) was the son of
Lucius Elom Eller and Elsie Estelle Cook Eller.
My great-grandfather was supposedly legendary for his farming and
hunting skills. My great-grandmother came from a
family chock full of school teachers
and other members of the educational community. (Incidentally, as a
former health care employee, I have noticed that schoolteachers have a
high rate of psychological problems. Just an observation.)
My great-grandfather was said to have had one of the highest attended
funerals in Osceola, Indiana.
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Elom was the son of Jacob Eller and Elizabeth Byrkit Eller. My great-great-great-great-grandfather was the first WASP born in St. Joseph County, Indiana. (The previous residents were of the Native American persuasion, to whom I profusely apologize for the actions of my ancestors.) They lived in a log cabin, which was supposedly not a bad log cabin -- according to my father -- before my great-grandmother burned it to the ground in a fit of rage. (Remember what I said about schoolteachers earlier.) |
Jacob was the son of Leonard Eller and Elizabeth Mast Eller. My great-great-great-great-great-grandfather was an explorer, pioneer, real estate developer, and in the words of another Eller Family Association member, loan shark. His neighbors included a certain explorer named Daniel Boone. His estate took eight years to settle after his death. He also founded the town of Frederick, Ohio, and had close business contacts with a friend by the name of Hoover, one of whose descendants was a president named Herbert.
Leonard was the son of George Michael Eller and his wife, whose name escapes me. My great-great-great-great-great-great-grandfather arrived in Philadelphia in the 1730s to escape religious persecution in Germany. He was from Bavaria -- probably Baden or Dusseldorf. (The Von Eller family has a castle there.) He was a German Dunkard (the forerunners of the Southern Baptists and a similar religion to the Amish and Mennonites). He moved to Maryland and lived there for most of his life until he finally settled and died in Rowan County, North Carolina. His most famous descendants are a brother-sister duo from Salt Lake City who had their own TV shows in the 1970s and 1990s. That's right, folks, I'm related to Donny and Marie. Aren't I cool?
* For the unenlightened, a WASP is a white Anglo-Saxon Protestant (okay, so the Harmons weren't technically WASPs -- you know what I mean, anyway).