Nick name? No thanks
Previous Clubs? Awakeri SC, Whakabloodytane Town AFC
Career Highlight So Far? Scoring a goal in debut game for Plains at pre-season tournament
Ambitions? Make some money and do whatever I want with it
Favourite players? Ryan Giggs, Roger Milla
Interests outside of football? Surfing, drama
Message for the world? So remember when you're feeling very small and insecure, how amazingly unlikely is your birth, and pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, because there's bugger all here on Earth!
Anything else? Cup of tea please
