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There once was a buzzy bee,
Who tried to fly through a tree.
He went into a dive,
Hit a beehive,
But he was allergic to bee stings so he died and the reason that he couldn't see where he was going was that a leaf had fallen over his eyes like the newspapers always stick to the windscreen of the bad guys' cars in the movies, and the reason that the leaf fell down was that the bee had chosen a bad time to make his attempt at flying through the tree - it was autumn and that particular leaf's stalk had a particularly self destructing atom configuration caused by various mutations throughout his family tree (no pun intended) starting with his great great great uncle Boris who had been subjected to various experiments involving decaying radioactive matter, which had caused his leaves to create trace amounts of anti-chlorophyll, a material made by making chlorophyll normally except for the fact that you also swap every particle for it's antiparticle, which had happened because some of the radioactive matter was actually anti-radioactive, so anyway, this anti-chlorophyll developed slightly earlier than the leaves would fall off naturally, and make the leaf fall off by destroying part of the stalk, exactly what had happened to great great great uncle Boris, the guinea pig of I.M.A. Scientist, arguably the greatest scientist that ever lived as he was titled after his experiment to test whether or not life found on mars was fake, which caused the remains to jump back up into a martian again, who promptly introduced himself as Hasimgomplogarantophinalingmin and then ate his foot which then grew back, leading to breakthroughs with bio-organic microchips in computers, which allows them to recognise a damaged chip, switch to another one repair the first one and change back in approximately 3.1415926535897932384624 (pi) seconds, incidentally the same time that new robots running the bio-organic chips can run 100m, shattering all world records and spawning a new olympics for robots only, sponsored by such tycoons as I.M. Rich and Mr. Moneybags, the richest man in the world with his $12830547909970.05 million that was made solely on the stockmarket using a book recording all the shareprices that he retrieved from the future using his amazing time machine that was co-developed by him and a dolphin, with one of the new computers (with the new chips) acting as translator and interpreter and financial organiser, after being specifically programmed to give only 5% of profits to the ndolphin in the form of fish, which was more than he needed anyway, as the high salt content of fish was fatal to some animals in large doses, with the highest mortality count being taken by cags, a new crossbreed between a cat and a dog, that sometimes engages in very strange behaviour such as barking at themselves and other cags and cats, which sometimes leads to disasters when the dog head barks, making the cat legs run and the dog head bark at the cat tail, the result being that it doesn't know that it is running into a fishpond so it drowns, causing much sadness to the cag's owner, who sometimes gets a strange disease called the cag disease, which causes the victim to shake uncontrollably and jump up very high in the air, which was the cause of a world record in high jumping, by Jim Ping Jon who brought his animal with him to the olympic games for luck when crazily attempting 780 metres, which died, leaving Jim Jon to clear the bar and claim the fame and fortune, which was estimated to be worth $7000000000, with which he bought cocaine and other drugs that were being campaigned viciously against by the Anti-Drugs Commitee, a department of the liberal goverment that, in 2010, would only secure its majority by 20 votes, which was a very small majority compared to the 75% that was predicted in the polls, but this large drop was probably caused by the death of the master politician, Polly Tishan, who was very popular with fish owners, which was a big advantage as these were high in number, due to a very efficient fish cloning scheme, which cut the price of tropical fish by 99%, which caused a major water shortage, as in the rush to fill up their bowls, the new fish owners had emptied all the world's reservoirs, generating demand for a machine that converted $100 notes into 500ml of water, the result of which was that, due to the shortage of water, $100 notes were worth 200 $1 coins, which caused all the banks to go bankrupt because they were giving out two notes worth $200 each for 1 $200 note, which in turn, caused all stop expanding because of the short supply of people wealthy enough to get to work, and because they were not expanding, they started to contract, so eventually there was no-one making 2 minute noodles or any other food, so the starving humans first ate all the other animals, then the plants, then each other, and finally themselves, and that was the end of life on earth for the next 4000 years.......

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