CATEGORY |
SAYINGS (Page 2) |
SUGGESTED DESIGN |
| Kids |
My name is NO NO but grandma calls me precious. |
Cute Kid |
| Kids |
Just Try and Catch Me! |
Butterflies |
| Kids |
Thou Shalt Not Whine (would also work for husband or wife :>) |
Happy Face, Sun |
| Kids |
I Believe! |
Santa Face |
| Kids |
I'm the little sister (little brother, big sister, big brother) |
Your choice |
| Kids |
Mom, I'll always love you, but I'll never forgive you for cleaning
my face with spit on a hanky. |
Hearts or Hanky |
| Kids |
On baby's shirt: A chip off the old block
On Dad's shirt: The Old Block |
Baby Blocks |
| Kids |
Freckles are sun kisses |
Smiley Sun |
| Kids |
"If I'm not sleeping, nobody's sleeping." |
Toddler |
| Kids |
Toy, Toys - I want more toys |
Toys |
| Kids |
I always seem to be up at the wrong times |
Sleepy toddler |
| Kids |
You mean you're supposed to sleep when it's dark? |
Toddler |
| Kids |
I only have to be told once -- a day |
Toddler |
| Kids |
With this smile I can get away with ANYTHING |
Smiley Face |
| Kids |
Being a toddler (baby, etc) isn't all fun and games |
Sad Face |
| Kids |
You walked funny, too, when you were my age |
Toddler |
| Kids |
If I can reach it, I'll touch it |
Toddler |
| Kids |
Yes, hugs are good! |
Toddler |
| Kids |
I give wet kisses! |
Toddler |
| Kids |
Yoo-hoo ... I'm over here! |
Toddler |
| Kids |
Party - My Crib - Two A.M. (On a baby-size shirt) |
Rattlers |
| Medical |
Physical Therapists Get All the Breaks |
Medical Design |
| Medical |
I left my sponge in San Francisco |
Medical, music notes |
| Medical |
I've grown accustomed to my gown |
Medical, music notes |
| Medical |
Nurses Call the Shots |
Nurse |
| Medical or Sewing |
Stitched, Bothered and Bewildered |
Medical, Sewing, music notes |
| Geneologist |
Genealogists live in the past lane. |
Your choice |
| Geneologist |
Only a genealogist regards a step backward as progress. |
Your choice |
MOST OF THE FOLLOWING CAN BE USED FOR ANY HOBBY-JUST
CHANGE NAME WHERE APPROPRIATE, |
| Sewing |
The only place housework comes before sewing is in the dictionary! |
Any Sewing |
| Sewing |
So Much Fabric, So Little Time |
Sewing Design |
| Sewing |
As ye sew, so shall ye rip |
Ripper or any sewing |
| Sewing |
I'd Rather Be Stitchin' Than in the Kitchen |
Any Sewing |
| Sewing |
Sewing Mends the Soul |
Any Sewing |
| Sewing |
My soul is fed...By my needle and thread. |
Needle and Thread |
| Sewing |
I feed my soul...By the stitches I sew. |
Any Sewing |
| Sewing |
Don't lie...just embellish |
Your choice |
| Sewing |
I'm creative - you can't expect me to be neat too! |
Your choice |
| Sewing |
A creative mess is better than tidy idleness. |
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| Sewing |
Home - A place where happiness lives and memories are sewn |
House, Hearts, Sewing |
| Sewing |
People that are organized are just too lazy to get up and look for
it! |
Your Choice |
| Sewing |
Creative minds are rarely tidy. |
Your Choice |
| Sewing |
Stitch your stress away. |
Sewing |
| Sewing |
One sewing project, like one cookie, is never enough ! |
Sewing/Cookie |
| Sewing |
My husband lets me have all the fabric I can hide! |
Your Choice |
| Sewing |
Memories are stitched with love |
Sewing, Hearts |
| Sewing |
A Stitch in Time is Rarely Possible |
Sewing |
| Sewing |
If I stitch fast enough does it count as an aerobic exercise ? |
Sewing, Exercise |
| Sewing |
Buttons and patches and the cold wind blowing, the days pass quickly
when I am sewing. |
Buttons, winter scene |
| Sewing |
I love sewing & have a plenty of material witnesses. |
Sewing |
| Sewing |
I'm in therapy and Sewing is cheaper than a psychiatrist. |
Sewing |
| Sewing |
Real cross stitchers floss every day. |
Cross Stitch |
| Sewing |
Sewing and crafts fill my days , not to mention the living room, bedroom
and closets. |
Sewing Clutter |
| Sewing |
Stitchers bear their crosses better. |
Cross Stitch |
| Sewing |
Touch these scissors and die. |
Scissors with "NO" sign |
| Sewing |
My husband said if I buy any more (fabric) (craft supplies) he would
leave me - I'll miss him. |
Lonesome Lady |
| Sewing |
Put your treadle to the metal. |
Treadle machine |
| Sewing |
I will cross that stitch when I come to it ! |
Cross Stitch |
| Sewing |
I like to give homemade gifts, which kid do ya want ! |
Mom with Child Hanging On |
| Sewing |
I'm a material girl - want to see my fabric collection ? |
Sewing |
| Sewing |
She who dies with the most fabric is not sewing fast enough. |
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 Sewing |
The one with the fastest needle wins! |
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THESE SAYINGS WOULD BE GREAT ON QUILT LABELS. |
| Quilting |
Quilters (or Sewists) come with strings attached. |
Needle & Thread |
| Quilting |
Quilters aren't greedy, they're just materialistic. |
Dollar Sign or Fabric |
| Quilting |
Quilting with a friend will keep you in stitches. |
Quilt Block |
| Quilting |
When life gives you scraps - make a quilt. |
Quilt Block |
| Quilting |
Quilting forever...housework whenever! |
Quilt Block |
| Quilting |
Quilters never cut corners. |
Quilt Block |
| Quilting |
Quilts are like friends - a great source of comfort. |
Quilt Block |
| Quilting |
Quilt 'til you wilt! |
Quilt Block |
| Quilting |
Old quilters never die, they just go to pieces. |
Quilt Block |
| Quilting |
Old Crafter's never die, they just get more bazaar! |
Quilt Block |
| Quilting |
Old quilters never die, they just go batts. |
Quilt Block |
| Quilting |
Our lives are like quilts - bits and pieces, joy and sorrow, stitched
with love. |
Quilt Block |
| Quilting |
Blessed are the children of the piecemakers . . . for they shall
inherit the quilts ! |
Quilt Block |
| Quilting |
I am a quilter and my house is in pieces. |
Quilt Block |
| Quilting |
Those who sleep under a quilt, sleep under a blanket of love. |
Quilt Block |
| Quilting |
May your sorrows be patched and your joys quilted. |
Quilt Block |
| Quilting |
In the crazy quilt of life, I'm glad you're in my block of friends. |
Quilt Block |
| Pets |
He who dislikes the cat was in his former life a rat |
Cat and/or Rat |
| Pets |
Will Work for Tuna |
Cat |
| Pets |
It's Scot to be Love |
Scotty dog |
| Pets |
Cold Nose...Warm Heart...Great Scot! |
Scotty dog |
| Pets |
To err is human...To forgive is canine |
Dog |
| Pets |
My Name is NO-NO Bad Dog, What's Yours? |
Dog |
| Pets |
Every Life Should Have Nine Cats |
Cats |
| Pets |
Ask me about my grand-dog |
Dog |
| Pets |
Agenda for the Day
Let the Dog Out
Let the Dog In
Let the Dog Out
Let the Dog In |
Busy Dog |
| Pets |
A spoiled, rotten poodle (or any breed) lives with me |
Dog |
| Pets |
My Dog Can Lick Anyone |
Friendly Dog |
Love |
How to say I Love You In:
English.......... I Love You
Spanish.......... Te Amo
French........... Je T'aime
German........... lch Liebe Dich
Japanese....... Ai Shite Imasu
Italian.......... Ti Amo
Chinese.......... Wo Ai Ni
Swedish.......... Jag Alskar Dig
Eskimo........... Nagligivaget
Greek............ S'Agapo
Hawaiian......... Aloha Wau la Oe
Irish............ Thaim In Grabh Leat
Hebrew........... Ani Ohev Otakh
Russian.......... Ya Lyublyu Tyebya
Albanian......... Une Te Dua
Finnish.......... Mina Rakkastan Sinua
Turkish.......... Seni Seviyorum
Hungarian....... Se Ret Lay
Persian.......... Du Stet Daram
Maltese.......... Jien Inhobbok
Catalan.......... Testimo Molt |
Your choice |
| Love |
Love Bears All Things |
Bear |
| Love |
Love Makes all Things Bearable |
Bear |
| Love |
Waddle I do without you? |
Ducks |
| Love |
Grow (or bloom) where you are planted |
Flowers |
| Love |
Everyone loves to be kneaded |
Loaf/slice of bread |
| Love |
Sisters are tied together with heartstrings |
Heart/Bow |
| Birthday |
I started out with nothing, and I still have most of it. |
Zeros |
| Birthday |
My wild oats have turned into prunes and All Bran. |
Cereal Box |
| Birthday |
I finally got my head together; now my body is falling apart. |
Mishapen Body |
| Birthday |
Funny, I don't remember being absent minded... |
Question Mark |
| Birthday |
All reports are in; life is now officially unfair. |
Papers |
| Birthday |
If all is not lost, where is it? |
Your Choice |
| Birthday |
It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. |
Owl |
| Birthday |
It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. |
Car |
| Birthday |
If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my
knees. |
Exerciser |
| Birthday |
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth. |
Gravestone |
| Birthday |
Draggin' at (age) |
Dragon |
| Birthday |
Lordy, Lordy, look who's 40 |
Your Choice |
| Birthday |
Remember when you were little and you thought 30 was sooo old...You
were right |
Child or Your Choice |
| Birthday |
Quit Your b----ing...Consider the alternative |
Happy Face |
| Birthday |
I'm 18 with 22 years experience (for age 40) (You do the math
for other ages) |
Your choice |
| Birthday |
Here's to celebrating the 19th anniversary of your 21st birthday
(for age 40) (You do the math for other ages) |
Celebration design |
| Birthday |
40 but still Sporty--Nifty at 50--Sexy at 60 |
Your choice |
| Birthday |
I'm 40 (age)...In dog years I'm dead |
Dog |
| Birthday |
First you crawl, then you stoop, getting old is pigeon poop |
Your choice |
| Birthday |
Age is Just a Number. Mine is Unlisted. |
Your choice |
| Birthday |
After 50, It's Just Patch, Patch, Patch |
Patchwork |
| Birthday |
Recycled Teenager |
Recycle Symbol |
| Birthday |
Aged to Perfection |
Wine Bottle |
| Birthday |
Over what hill? Where? When? I don't remember any hill! |
Your choice |
| Birthday |
I'm not 50, I'm 49.95....or I'm not 40, I'm 39.95 (or whatever
the age) |
Money Bag |
| Birthday |
Fifty is 5 perfect 10's (Use appropriate age) |
#10 signs as in olympics or your choice |
| Birthday |
Youth and Agility are no match for Age and Treachery |
Your choice |
| Birthday |
I am 20-13 (e.g., for age 33) Substitute correct age and math. |
Your choice
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| Birthday |
Growing old is inevitable--Growing up is optional |
Stick Kid |
| Birthday |
Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up |
Your choice |
| Birthday |
Finally 21, and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing Since 15 |
Teen-ager |
| Birthday |
My wild oats have turned to shredded wheat |
Cereal Box |
| Birthday |
My goal is to live forever! So Far So Good! |
Happy Face |
| Birthday |
50 is better than Pregnant |
Applique 50 |
| Misc |
Don't give up, Moses was a basket case too. |
Basket |
| Misc |
It's A Free Country As Long As You Can Afford To Live In It |
Map |
| Misc |
If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done. |
Clock |
| Misc |
One day at a time is all that I can handle |
Your choice |
| Misc |
Sometimes you're the dog, sometimes you're the hydrant |
Fire Hydrant and/or dog |
| Misc |
Sometimes you're the windshield, sometimes you're the bug |
Bug |
| Misc |
God put me on this earth to accomplish certain things. I am so far
behind now that I will never die. |
Your choice |
| Misc |
Let it snow, Let it snow, Let it snow...Someplace else!!!!!!!!! |
Snowpersons |
| Misc |
Snowmen fall from the sky unassembled. |
Snowflakes or snowmen |
| Misc |
Dust is a protective covering for the furniture. |
Your choice |
| Misc |
Home Is Where The Army Sends You. |
Military |
| Misc |
I used to have a handle on life, but it broke. |
Your choice |
| Misc |
You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. |
Celestial |
| Misc |
Missing your cat? Try looking under my tires. |
Your choice |
| Misc |
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. |
Your choice |
| Misc |
Keep honking, I'm reloading. |
Car, gun |
| Misc |
Give me ambiguity or give me something else. |
Your choice |
| Misc |
I was cut out to be rich, but I was sewn up wrong. |
Sewing Notions |
| Misc |
So it's not home sweet home--adjust! |
Your Choice |
| Misc |
Aggravatin' Desperation causes Bodacious Inspiration |
Your Choice |
| Misc |
Help! I'm having a Senior Moment! |
Your Choice |
| Misc |
Smile! It confuses people. |
Happy Face |
| Misc |
Far better creative mess then idle neatness |
Your choice |
| Misc |
Psychiatrists say that people with hobbies seldom go crazy however
this doesn't apply to people they live with ! |
Your choice |
| Misc |
All you really need is the right pair of shoes...Cinderella |
Shoes |
| Misc |
Be like a duck - calm and unruffled on the surface, but paddle like
hell underneath. |
Duck or anything depicting frustration |
| Misc |
Don't take life so seriously.. It isn't permanent. |
Happy face/Angel |
| Misc |
I've got an achy breaky everything. |
Your choice |
| Misc |
I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy. |
Your choice |
| Misc |
Remember the day's blessings
Forget the day's troubles |
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| Misc |
Too much of a good thing is WONDERFUL |
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| Misc |
It's not how much we have
but how much we enjoy
that makes us happy |
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| Misc |
I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That? |
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| Misc |
A hangover is the wrath of grapes
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Wine Glass |
| Misc |
Stupidity is not a handicap |
Your choice |
| Misc |
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. |
Bananas |
| Misc |
HECK is where people go who don't believe in GOSH |
Angel on cloud |
| Misc |
The Meek shall inherit the earth . . . after we're through with it. |
Earth |
| Misc |
Quoting one is plagiarism; quoting many is research |
Your choice |
| Misc |
HAM AND EGGS: a day's work for a chicken; a lifetime commitment for a pig. |
Ham and eggs |
| Misc |
Don't wait until your ship comes in. Swim out to it! |
ship, swimmer |
| Misc |
Don't hate yourself in the morning. Sleep til noon. |
Clock, sunrise |
| Misc |
Give me coffee and no one gets hurt! |
Coffee cup, bandit |
| Misc |
If God meant man to see the sunrise, He would have made it come up at a more
reasonable hour. |
Sunrise |
| Misc |
The meek will inherit the earth. The rest of us will go to the stars. |
Celestial |
| Verses |
Monday's child is fair of face. Tuesday's child is full of grace.
Wednesday's child is full of woe. Thursday's child has far to go. Friday's
child is loving and giving. Saturday's child works hard for a living. The
child that is born on the Sabbath day Is fair and wise and good and gay. |
Use on towels, birthdays, your choice |
| Verse for Baby Bonnet |
A tiny square of linen, And a dainty edge of lace, Designed into a bonnet, To frame your baby's face.
After baby's worn it, Fold and tuck away...And it becomes a hanky, For baby's wedding day. |
To accompany a gift of a baby bonnet |
| Verses |
Wash on Monday, Iron on Tuesday, Mend on Wednesday, Churn on Thursday,
Clean on Friday, Bake on Saturday, Church on Sunday |
Kitchen Towels |
