1. If anything can go wrong...
Mom will be expected to fix it, change it, or call someone who can!
2. When the going gets tough...
the tough get their mommies!
3. A mother may not always be right...
but she is never wrong!
4. Child's Creed: If it moves, bring it home
and ask if you can keep it. If it doesn't move
bring it to show and tell!
5. The one who owns it is never the one who had it first!
6. There is nothing so small or unimportant that it can't be fought over!
7. Never tell a child not to get into something that
you don't want him to get into!
8. Hell hath no fury like a child ignored!
9. Never say anything in front of a child
that you wouldn't want your mother-in-law to hear!
10. It always hurts you more than it hurts them!
THE RULES
1. If I like it,it's mine.
2. If it's in my hand,it's mine.
3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.
4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.
5. If I'm doing or building something,
all the pieces are mine.
6. If you currently or have ever wanted it,
it's mine.
7. If it looks just like mine, it's mine.
8. If I think it's mine,
it's mine.
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