Dear Dad:

Great news! I can lift my leg when I pee!

Mackie's got this one down really well, so he's been teaching me what to do. I guess you're supposed to get close to something like a tree or a bush or something like that, and just let fly. Mackie says the higher you aim, the more the girls like you. It has to do with marking your territory and showing your manliness.

I actually haven't been able to hit a tree yet, but I can sure cover a blade of grass.

Just had to tell you! (I don't think Mom really understands what it's all about.)

Love,
Sluggo