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20 questions

  1. What do your best friends call you?
  2. Would you describe your body as "desireable" by common standards? Explain.
  3. Do you have any piercings or tattoos which are not readily visible when you're out in public?
  4. Do you smoke, get drunk, or drink coffee? If you answer yes to any part of this question, state your reasons and how often you engage in this behavior.
  5. Have you ever committed a felony?
  6. What do you feel is your best physical feature? What do you feel is your best quality?
  7. If you've taken the Kiersey personality test, indicate the type that best describes you at this particular point in your life.
  8. Do you have kids? If so, how many kids, how old are they, do they live with you, do they have special needs, is there an ongoing custody battle, and could their father(s) kick my ass?
  9. Why am i going to be interested in you? Hint: "I don't know" would be a tragic answer.
  10. Do you consider yourself dominant or submissive? Explain.
  11. Have you ever cheated on a boyfriend? Have you ever been cheated on?
  12. Are you fully prepared to be in a relationship right now? Explain.
  13. Do you have any ethical/moral convictions? If so, how do they affect your activities?
  14. Do you believe that any of the following exist or have any real power? Heaven, Hell, Satan, ghosts/spirits, angels, demons, ESP, aliens, magic/witches/warlocks, seers/palm-readers, voodoo, crystals, horoscopes.
  15. Estimate the number of hours you spend each week engaging in religious/spiritual activity.
  16. What is your reasoned opinion of premarital sex?
  17. Do you like to cuddle? Are you a biter? Are you fond of any fetishes or toys?
  18. List any relevant skills and achievements you feel qualify you for this position.
  19. Think about the people who know you best. Would they describe you as a nympho, a prude, or utterly indifferent? Feel free to supply additional applicable adjectives.
  20. If asked, could you produce proof that you are free of any sexually transmitted diseases?
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