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submission guidelines — girlfriend application — writing — hobbies — preferences — home last changed 25 May 2008 |
so you've completed The Girlfriend Application and you're ready to send it to me. congratulations and thank you. i have a few requests regarding the picture you will be sending along with your application. i'm sure you have a suitable picture, or you can have someone take one.
i'm looking for at least one picture of you. you can send more than one if you like.
your picture(s) should be clear, crisp, and unedited. camera phones are bad; the image quality is horrible. have a girlfriend who knows her way around a camera help out.
the subject of the picture(s) must be you. pictures of celebrities and models will be rejected, unless you can demonstrate that it is in fact you. and that will be tough, because i'm a skeptic.
an ideal picture shows your figure, from the top of your head to (at least) your thighs. stand, sit, lay, whatever; the position is up to you.
it doesn't matter what you're wearing; i'm looking at you, not your fashion sense. if you feel the need to cover up, wear a poofy jacket over your turtleneck and sweater. if you want to show me that you don't need to hide, wear nothing. it's your call. ...of course, you are applying to be my girlfriend, and we're not going to be very close if you're cocooned in 4 layers of clothing.
i can open most common image formats: .jpg, .gif, .bmp, whatever. you can even send me a picture straight out of your digital camera. if you have a strange file extension, like .trx or .emu, email me and ask me if I will be able to open your file.
if you already have pictures which you feel address these criteria on a website such as photobucket, then you may just send me the address in your email.