Funny Things Kids Say



Who are these little comedians?

I have two children, Bryan and Shannon. My daughter is the comic of the two, but my son can come up with some pretty funny stuff if he wants to. I told my daughter once that we were going to the funeral home to a  friend's calling  hours. The first thing out of her mouth was "Is there going to be food there?" While we were sitting there, she also asked if they were going to put the lady in a zip lock bag when they buried her to keep the bugs out.



Shelly..
My daughter Amy is now 8 years old but the funniest thing I thing she ever said was when she was 3 1/2 years old. We were looking through a photo album one day. We came across a photo of me at a baby shower when I was pregnant with her. She said "Mommy you sure are wearing a big dress" I told her that that was when I was pregnant with her. Then proceeded to tell her that was when she was in mommy's belly. She looked up at me with the most shocked look I have ever seen in my life and said "Did you eat me?" I think I laugh for days and still love to tell others about it. Shelly's Poetry Corner

Chrissie...
My youngest daughter,Jessi,age 4, was running around with her sister having fun...their usual thing. Then out of nowhere, she stands in front of her Dad with her hand on her chest saying, "Daddy,it's bumping!!" After all that running around she was doing,she,for the first time,felt something beating rapidly in her chest...her sweet little heart. The look on her face was so cute and funny.

Kay...
We were on a trip once and got caught in traffic. To pass the time, my husband and I were singing along with the songs on the radio. Well being old rock-n-rollers,we were listening to the local station in the town we were passing through, and a song called "Cat Scratch Fever" came on...being from our high school time, my husband and I knew all the words. Our 4 year old giggled as we sang and was surprised we knew all the words. About an hour later, she spoke up and said..." I know what causes the can't scratch fever". We both laughed and asked what??? Her reply..." It's either chicken POTS or the WEASELS!!!!" The girl just thinks too much!!!

Anita....
Last week, I was chatting with my nephew, Louis-Philippe in Montreal on Comic Chat..he is 10 and just loves this chat forum!! Anyway, I was kind of feeling down..the skies were grey and my family like 5 hours away which is like on another planet sometimes...I call it Planet Ontario and his is Planet Quebec...so in my negative mood, I say, "Gee, it is soo lonely here on Planet Ontario..without my family nearby." And he replies.."But M'Tante, I am here!!" And it hit me..and I smiled. Yes..he was with me right at that moment! Children are sooo wise!!!!!

Liz....
After reading your quotes, I just had to share this with you! My family was on a 1/2 hr. road trip home from a nearby town [of course, before we left, we had asked everybody if they needed to use the bathroom], anyway, we were almost home when my son [5] announced he had to go bad! We asked him if he could just make it to the house [5 min. tops], he said he could, then about 30 seconds later, he screams "I don't think I can hold it anymore!" My daughter, 4, without missing a beat, yells back "Use the other hand!" Hope you get as much of a kick out of this as I did!

Susan......
You saw the photos of three of my granddaughters, well, Ashley loved Joellee's arrival and fawned over her new little sister every chance she got. When Joellee was not quite 1, mom and dad announced to Ashley that she was going to have another little sister or brother. Ashley looked horrified as he pointed to Joellee and announced, "But, I like this one." She really thought she was going to have to "trade-in" Joellee. Kids, aren't they wonderful!!!

Terri...
At Thanksgiving time my children's school had a Thanksgiving themed party. The kids had to dress as either Pilgrims or Indians. I received a phone call from my daughter's first grade teacher. She was hoping that my husband (my children's step father) would like to come to school and tell the kids about real indians. I told her I would ask him but, why him??? She went on to explain that my daughter told her that "my step father is an indian and has red skin". Well, I almost died right there on the spot. My husband is 100% Italian. He is very darked skin all the time. To my daughter he looks red! In her little 6 yr old mind he was an indian. I hope you enjoy it! My family thought it was so funny. My daughter still refers to him as her indian stepfather although she now knows that he is not an indian.




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