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HERE ARE SOME COMPUTER JOKES



People are Really Funny

Incredable but true.

At one Best Buy store in the customer services department, computer repair section, a call came in. Caller: I can't get my computer to turn on. It's still under the warenty. What's wrong with it. The techs spent over an hour on the phone trying to help her get the new computer to work. Finally they asked her if she could check a hookup inside the tower. When told that it was too dark to see properly inside the tower, she was asked if she could move a lamp nearer and then check. "Well I could, but it wouldn't do any good. The power has been off for over and hour"

A customer went to the clerk at in the computer department. "I need a cable for my computer.
"OK, what do you need it for"?
I need to hook the printer to the modem." ( Do you suppose she wanted to print her own phone book ?)




This one was sent to me by a friend.


I was having trouble with my computer. So I called Rick the computer guy, to come over. Rick clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem. He gave me a bill for a minimum service call. As he was walking away, I called after him, "So, what was wrong?" He replied, "It was an ID ten T error." I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired: "An ID ten T error? What's that . in case I need to fix it again?" The computer guy grinned..... "Haven't you ever heard of an ID ten T error before?" "No," I replied. "Write it down," he said,

"and I think you'll figure it out." So I wrote out ....:

I D 1 0 T

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