Tell Him

After Brian's performance, you run to the gateway to the ice, charge through security, walk, or rather, slide up to him and whisper the horrid words in his ear. "YOU HAVE AN ENORMOUS WEDGY!!!" Brian, not seeming surprised, says, "How big?" You tell him it's VERY big. "Good", he replies. I like to show off my toned buttocks.

Your resonse?
Laugh and laugh and laugh.
Pick it for him.

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