Yoda is a cannibal who feeds on Jedi flesh

I know, I know, just give me a chance!
I believe this to be the focus of Episode III and the cause for the Fall of the Jedi.
Here's how it happens:

Anakin begins endulging deeper into the Dark Side.
The Jedi Council wishes to discipline and re-educate him.
Yoda wishes to simply eat him.
They reject his proposal.
He hasn't tasted Jedi flesh in quite some time, and is dying for it.
In a crazed rage he begins eating all the Jedi, dissolving the Council and eliminating all Jedi remnants.
When it comes to be Anakin Skywalker's turn, the Emperor barely saves him from Yoda's attack.
Anakin escapes, but with severe physical damage. He is forced to rebuild parts of his body with machinery and requires breathing apparatus.
His bitterness towards all Jedi is unmatched.
Obi-Wan escapes unharmed, but Anakin blames him too for this disaster.
Obi-Wan, because of unforseen circumstances, knows nothing of Yoda's betrayal and blames the Emperor for the turning of his friend and the Fall of the Jedi.
Yoda retires to Dagobah and awaits the Return of the Jedi so he can feed once more.

The Return of the Jedi

When Luke contacts Yoda, it puts his mind (and stomach) at ease as he has gone too long without the Jedi nourishment.
The following pictures document major events in the Star Wars Trilogy significant to this cause.

Yoda has gone for 20 years at least since he last ate some genuine Jedi... Luke is a sight for hungry eyes. Yoda knows R2-D2 is a Jedi (see my other theory) But, since he is made of metal he cannot eat him. Hence, the hostility. What's this!?!? A finger? When he has Luke alone in the hut, all he can think about is eating. He must fatten Luke up a bit before eating him.

Yoda can barely hide his hunger as he speaks to Luke about his future. Feel the Hunger...um, Force, yeah. Yoda is SO close to biting our hero's shoulder, but must resist cause Luke is not yet "ready" - he likes tough meat :) And, I think Luke senses it... Okay this is just funny...

Yoda warns Luke, "You will be...you WILL be..." Is that a threat? Yoda, too weak to leap up and eat Luke asks him to come closer. One...last nibble...before he dies... Jedi Master Yoda dies because too long, too long it has been since he fed on Jedi flesh.

Any questions? Just you wait!