Introduction

About Me

I was born on June 25, 1980 in Omaha, Nebraska.  My genetic code has obtained for my use brown hair, hazel eyes, and an apparently worthless degree in Mathematics with a concentration in Computer Science from the University of North Carolina at Construction Site 22F (a.k.a. Chapel Hill).  I tower 1.75 meters (5 feet, 9 inches) from the ground, and lay down a mighty 77 kg (170 lbs) whallop with each step.  Unfortunate is the insect who strays into the path of Ryan Barrier.

The Facts

AIM name
Email Address
Physical Location
Zodiac Sign

BarrierBoy
RyanBarrier at yahoo dot com
Mt Pleasant, NC
Cancer

Favorites

Drink
Magz
TV Channels
TV Shows
Activities

Orange Juice
Popular Science, Readers Digest
Comedy Central, Discovery, History, Learning, Science, TechTV
Family Guy, Friends, Futurama, Late Night, Simpsons, South Park
Disc Golf, Travel, Video Games

Answers to Pertinent Questions

How many rings before I answer the phone?

Leave a message.

If I could meet anyone, who would it be?

Conan O'Brien

What is my biggest pet peeve?

Being inconsiderate

What is my view on smoking?

Smoke yourself thin...and get confidence, stupid.

What is my view on abortion?

At least 80% of all humans are not responsible enough to procreate.  Reproduction should be regulated by the federal government.  All males should receive vasectomies at birth, and the process should only be reversed for licensed couples whom the government deems physically, psychologically, and financially capable of supporting children.