Hi everybody. If you're like me, then all your friends know that you are crazy over your animals. And that usually means that, from time to time, they forward pet-related stories and jokes to you, some of which are just downright hysterical. I decided to compile some of the best of the forwards I've received and post them here, for your reading enjoyment. Prepare to laugh.

(Note: I did not write the pieces which are included on these pages. I wish I knew who did so that I might give them the credit they so richly deserve.)

• The Four Types of Dog Barf
  Yeah, its gross. But anyone who has ever owned a dog will be rolling on the floor. And anyone who is thinking about owning a dog needs to know what they have in store.

• Etiquette Rules for Inexperienced Cats
  Mine, apparently, are all experienced. How about yours?

• How to Give a Cat a Pill
  If you're thinking about getting a cat, this is a must-read. If you already own one, then I'm sure you'll find yourself resembling these remarks.

• The Miracle Cat Diet
  In a word, blech.

• Where Have all the Beanies Gone?
  Contrary to the above note, this one is mine. Its got mystery, its got cats, its got Beanies??

• The Principles of Physics as Applied to Felines
  Now these properties of physics, I understand. All too well.

• The Battle
  Ever wonder if cats and dogs really get along? Read this.

• You Know You're a Dog Person
  In case you can't tell, here is a list of telltale signs to identify "dog people."

• Dog Property Rules
  A dog's-eye-view of property rights for all dog owners. These rules can also apply to most children and a few adults.

• How Dogs Are Like Men/Women
  Some say all men are dogs. This list shows some of the things that Man and his best friend have in common as well as ways that they differ. And, since turnabout is fair play, it also offers up some reasons why dogs are better than the fairer sex.
  
  
  

  Main Page

  Next

  
  
  This Page is Hosted by Get Your Own Page Today!!