Recirculating.
If I could put Time in a bottle, how would I read the articles?
Bob:
You would drink it, and then it would be common knowledge in your head. The the aliens would come after you 'cause you had the knowlege of everything in the world. Elvis, the head alien, would eat your brain and know everything. He would tell all his alien cronies, and they would take over the world. And it would be all your fault. Damn you, Rhiannon. Damn you internally.
Kevin:
Funny. Jim Croce couldn't tell a better joke.
trezin.aezol:
Telepathy. Or you could ask me to buy you a new copy.
Mike Kalwat:
With a magnifying glass.
Christy:
You wouldn't.
Amy Lou:
Buy another one, silly.
Stef:
Don't worry, I'd put you in the bottle, too.
Kristn:
A lot like those people put the ships in the bottles. With tweezers,
silly. And you may want to get your glasses, too. Glass distorts the
print. I know that I'm the master on these matters, but I'm a busy person
and I need to konklude this tutorial now.
...And does Jim Croce know that you're bogarting his lyrics to put in your
just-for-kicks survey?
EDITOR'S NOTE: DOES BARRY MANILOW KNOW YOU RAID HIS WARDROBE?
Dave:
With a bottle opener.
Mouse Fil Andor:
wait
100,000,000 years until humans have evolved into bottle shaped organisms,
then find the bottle containing Time and make a pass at it. if you are
successful, you will get the bottle to take off its clothes, Time will fall
out, and then you can read the article. although it may be difficult because
by this time you will have no arms.
Pookington:
Oh, you'd need one of those special glasses that would make the text clearer for a few seconds, then the magazine would catch fire... or you could get one of those shrinking ray thingies and climb into the bottle... then I'd come along and sell you to the science faculty at Victoria University.
Nathan:
lol! I'd use a square bottle and decopage the articles in, so they would be
easy to read. That is the funniest thing I have ever read!
Bekka:
You could do it like a ship in a bottle where it was all weird bended to get in and then unfolded inside... or you could get a really big bottle... or you could shrink yourself with a shrink ray and go inside the bottle, too.
Christine:
Take it out of the bottle.
Oolong:
By putting it in the bottle when it was open.
Joe Powell:
Very carefully.
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