Sometimes I have to eat my soup with a fork
If a bear crawled into a forest, and no one cared, will it sit down? Explain.
Bob:
No. It would keel over and die. And then we would care. And the naturalists would ramble about how we kill animals because we don't care. That's why we have State Farm Insurance. Like a good neighbor, State Farm is there. They would care for the bear, but only after a million of them die in mass genocide. And it would be Hitler's fault, because he's living in an American forest somewhere, plotting his revenge, 'cause he's an idiot. Down with Hitler, myah!
Kevin:
Now you're just being silly.
trezin.aezol:
Only if a tree fell and no one heard it. The bear, that is.
Mike Kalwat:
Yes. No one cares, REMEMBER?
Amy Lou:
Yes. Well, only if he's really, really tired.
Stef:
Yes, all bears must get tired. If not, he would have walked all the way out of the forest by now, and be in your home.
Kristn:
Prolly. It won't do it's little dance if no one kares. Sheesh. Poor bear.
Dave:
'Cause you know how bears don't normally live in forests,
and they have to crawl into there from the
ocean.... But if it did, it probably would be tired from
all that crawling and go sit down.
Mouse Fil Andor:
the real question here is "if jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why does he
keep doing it?"
Pookington:
Who cares? If the Pooky falls over in a forest, and there's no one around to hear, does the Pooky really swear?
Nathan:
Of course not. It has to climb into the trees and scavange for the sweet
sweet honey.
Bekka:
Yes, because I said it will.
Christine:
If nobody cared, why would I need to explain?
Oolong:
Yes. Because of its almighty depression.
Joe Powell:
Yes, in fact, it would, because the bear would ponder what to do next, and since bears are generally laid back creatures, it would sit, because it would be thinking over many various possible routes to be taken.
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