My feet are cold

If you could meet Shakespeare, what would you tell him?


Kevin:
I'd tell him to get back in his coffin.

trezin.aezol:
High five big Will, you da bomb. Aren't you dead?

Mike Kalwat:
He's not straight.
EDITOR'S NOTE: KALWAT HAS ALSO DEMONSTRATED ILLITERACY, SEEING AS HOW HE'S ONLY ACTUALLY ANSWERED THE QUESTIONS HALF THE TIME, WHILE BABBLING THINGS THE OTHER HALF.

Christy:
You're dead.

Amy Lou:
Dude, you're supposed to be dead!

Stef:
That I really wrote Hamlet, and if he doesn't stop stealing my work, I'll have him arrested.

Kristn:
I'd tell him there's a fly in my soup, and that I would like another. And then I'd wake up.

Dave:
I'd tell him he's dead and he needs to shower.

Mouse Fil Andor:
I would tell him to change his name to something more marketable and easy to spell. like "shake and bake" or "britney spears."

Pookington:
Politely and calmly, Shakespeare's work was largely influenced by the humanist attitudes prevalent in his time. Discuss. Now, rather less politely, DISCUSS THIS, MOTHERFUCKER!!! *SLAM* *BASH* *WHACK* etc.

Nathan:
Learn to spell, buddy! And why did MacBeth want her breasts to shrivel up and fall off?

Bekka:
I would tell him that I don't care if he can wring amazing stuff, I'm fruits and I'm special and he should have had green ketchup in his stories.

Christine:
Get bent.

Oolong:
I would ask him where he kept his porn stories.

Joe Powell:
Hide. They're watching us. *looks around nervously*

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