My feet are cold
If you could meet Shakespeare, what would you tell him?
Kevin:
I'd tell him to get back in his coffin.
trezin.aezol:
High five big Will, you da bomb. Aren't you dead?
Mike Kalwat:
He's not straight.
EDITOR'S NOTE: KALWAT HAS ALSO DEMONSTRATED ILLITERACY, SEEING AS HOW HE'S ONLY ACTUALLY ANSWERED THE QUESTIONS HALF THE TIME, WHILE BABBLING THINGS THE OTHER HALF.
Christy:
You're dead.
Amy Lou:
Dude, you're supposed to be dead!
Stef:
That I really wrote Hamlet, and if he doesn't stop stealing my work, I'll have him arrested.
Kristn:
I'd tell him there's a fly in my soup, and that I would like another. And
then I'd wake up.
Dave:
I'd tell him he's dead and he needs to shower.
Mouse Fil Andor:
I would tell him to
change his name to something more marketable and easy to spell. like "shake
and bake" or "britney spears."
Pookington:
Politely and calmly, Shakespeare's work was largely influenced by the humanist attitudes prevalent in his time. Discuss. Now, rather less politely, DISCUSS THIS, MOTHERFUCKER!!! *SLAM* *BASH* *WHACK* etc.
Nathan:
Learn to spell, buddy! And why did MacBeth want her breasts to shrivel up and
fall off?
Bekka:
I would tell him that I don't care if he can wring amazing stuff, I'm fruits and I'm special and he should have had green ketchup in his stories.
Christine:
Get bent.
Oolong:
I would ask him where he kept his porn stories.
Joe Powell:
Hide. They're watching us. *looks around nervously*
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