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Blacksheba BLACKSHEBA - Himself

Blacksheba is the world's most ghaslty demon who enjoys haunting, lurking, possessing and absorbing people's souls. Being evil is simply his way of life.
His relationship with Fatima is severely chewing into his serial killing time. Fatima's wishes for him to become the perfect boyfriend are taking their toll. After years of creating misery for others the tables have turned.

This is Blacksheba's first lead role in a romantic comedy. He has played supporting and guest roles in short films since 1997. Typically playing demon or killer characters throughout his career, his most notable films include "Black the Ripper" (2004) and "Menace" (2004).

Bride of Blacksheba FATIMA - (TBC)

Fatima has dreamed of getting married since playing 'Mothers & Fathers' as a little girl. But she always finds herself falling for the 'bad boys', the jocks, the bikers and now a serial killer. Her dream is to tame one of these bad boys into being her loyal and abiding husband. She has found her greatest challenge in her engagement to Blacksheba.
If Blacksheba doesn't stop being evil and conform to Fatima's ideals he can consider himself dumped.
Bride of Blacksheba CAROL SPATCHCOCK - (TBC)

Carol has been Fatima's best friend since high school. They tell each other everything. Like Fatima, Carol has always fallen for the bad boys. She recently dumped her boyfriend for spending too much time out with the boys drinking beers and watching footy. When she finds out Fatima has dumped her fiance for 'similar' reasons she considers herself the best person to give advice to her distressed friend.

Phat Dracula PHAT DRACULA - Matthew Bowie

The vampire, Phat Dracula was often Blacksheba's partner in horror.
Lately he has found himself working alone as Blacksheba has been busy sulking after his break-up with Fatima.
Desperate to bring Blacksheba back into the world of evil mayhem, Phat Dracula will do anything to persuade his friend to forget about the woman and get back into haunting and murder.

Matthew Bowie has played the funk vampire, Phat Dracula, twice before in "Kroykah" (2001) and "No Reception" (2002). So it's not much to ask the same performance a third time from him. A bonus is that he acts for free in his own movies.

CREW  
WRITER / PRODUCER / DIRECTOR – Matthew Bowie

After directing many short films and earning a BA in Production, Matthew Bowie began his professional career in an attempt to impress some girl. Since then he has worked on the upcoming feature "Bitter & Twisted" and the award winning "Small Boxes". He was then sacked from "Superman Returns" due to bowling club job commitments. After being black listed by the Korean Film Industry, Matthew Bowie has worked on numerous TV commercials as well as several TV series. Most recently Matthew has been working on the Production Team of Paul Fenech’s "Pizza" which airs on SBS.

   
BLACKSHEBA'S CASTING DREAM-LIST
Since I am the star of doom in this movie I thought I would put forward a ghastly list of mortals as my first preferences. Too bad the production team is so amateur they could not even possess a cockroach! Expect Sockcunteeah of some jungle woman from the black lagoon to portray my fiancee.

But read on, these are the ultimate casting choices of horror and romance for this film!

Frank Langella aka Skeletor BLACKSHEBA – Frank Langella

Hehhehao! Skeletor is the reason I left demonism for acting. Many people on the street ask me if I am related to Skeletor but that is impossible because he is a fictional character and I am a demon of black magic. But I take it as a complement because Skeletor is one of my idols of doom.

If someone were to portray the horror of me in a film I’d want it to be, Frank Langella, the man who played Skeletor. Recently he was in Superman Returns, he is a bit old now but the honour will still be there.

Frank also provided the voice of ‘Archer’ leader of the Gorgonites in the film ‘Small Soldiers’. Archer looks like the stripper I have cursed the Writer/Director/Producer to waste all his tipping dollars on…

Scarlett Johansson FATIMA Scarlett Johansson

This bitch is in every second movie these days. So it probably wouldn’t hurt if one of those movies was this one. I read in magazines that she puts out and as the star of the movie, it’s my dong of doom she will be riding. Submit to the Sheba, Scarlett, my bone will possess every orifice!

She is not the kind of girl I would marry. I wouldn’t get married in the first place. Bitches aren’t even worth possessing because they are weak, I’d rather chuck them in the creek and KILL, KILL KILL! HehoHaha…

Hilary Swank CAROL SPATCHCOCK – Hilary Swank

Random choice you may be thinking. But this is proof that there is a brain inside this skull head of mine. She won an Ocsar for that movie where she had that baby that costs a million bucks. It would be the spook ploy of the year to have an academy award winner in a supporting role of anti-horror. Most of the time she looks kinda like a zombie woman on a bad face day. This is actually a good picture I took of her, nice bra. I will take Scarlett and leave the director to the terrifying scraps. But I think Hilary is into people from the catering industry anyway. So the director can’t even pull my cursed scraps!

William Marshall aka Blacula PHAT DRACULA – William Marshall

Dracula’s soul brother! Every other vampire wishes he had one ounce of Bill’s blackness. Hoohhehoo. Not even my black magic can possess people with such abilities.

William Marshall played Blacula in ‘Blacula’ and the sequel to ‘Blacula’ he also was in ‘Star Trek’ in that episode with the guy who played Blacula in it.

With my powers from the depths of hell and his vampiric black sideburns of darkness it may be possible to bring Bill back from the grave for this short film.

But after meeting his ghost in the afterlife, he was asking for too much money. So I have decided he is not worth the black magic.

   
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