The Forbidden Pasture

The 3Dimensions of Greta

In the 70's, courts ruled that the X rated film "Deep Throat" was protected under as freedom of speech. This opened the gates for more "Hard-core" films being produced and sadly, fewer of the more innocent "Nudie Cuties". However, the sex-ploitation business in Europe, continued turning out films well into the 80's. "The 3Diminsions of Greta" is one of these European imports to the U. S. It was produced and directed by famed "cheese" director, Pete Walker. After finding no takers for his style of movie, like his biggest hit "Cool it Carol", he and script writing buddy Murry Smith, took the project to London. This film stands out for two reasons. First, it features several flash-back sequences in 3-D. Got your glasses? (not great 3D, but at times I think it works) Secondly it stars Tristan Rogers, who made his biggest splash on the U. S. soap opera "All My Children". It also stars British sex romp comedy veteran Robin Askwith who stared in the "Confession" flicks, "Confessions of a Window Washer", Confessions of a Driving Instructor", "Confessions..." you get the idea. Released in 1972, it also features Leena Skoog as Greta and Karen Boyes as Susan.

As the opening credits run, we are introduced to Hans. Hans is a writer for a well known German magazine, his editor has asked him to fly to London and find a Greta Gruber... for some reason. There's got to be a reason... right? A long car ride finds Hans boarding a plane to London. Hans is set next to a nosy London house wife. As he looks through his briefcase for some pictures of Greta, the nosy woman next to him peers over his shoulder into his case. retrieving the pictures, he tosses the case in the woman's lap, and in a very thick German accent says he has what he wants. The surprised woman is speechless.

Hans checks into his London hotel room, and the bell hop asks him in he wants a woman. Hans' German accent slips a bit as he tells the bell hop he's engaged, and her father is a police inspector. The bell hop thinks it's just as well, this particular woman is a scank. Hans tosses the bell hop a tip and he leaves. Hans is immediately on the phone to Sue, a girl friend from four years back. Sue is in the tub, she jumps out of the tub, proving she's a real blond and races to the phone. Sue is greeted on the phone by Hans, posing as a poll taker. His German accent slipping even further, he asks what size her boobs are, and if he can come over and measure them. It takes Sue a few minutes, but she finally figures out it's Hans on the other end of the phone. Hans wants to meet with her, but in the four years he hasn't talked to her, Sue has gotten engaged. Hans apologizes, tells her thanks and hangs up on her. A depressed Sue, hangs up her phone and shows more bush.

Hans starts his search for Greta in his room, by way of the phone. He's not having much luck, when there's a knock at the door. Hans yells come in, and in walks the blond Sue. Hans remarks that he thought Sue was practically married. Sue says she's never been very practical. Sue thinks they have been friends too long for them not to get together. Sue thought they might go out for dinner, London has changed since Hans was there last. With a sexy look in his eye, Hans tells Sue he was about to take a shower. Sue says go ahead, she'll wait downstairs. Poor Hans.

The two hop into Sue's new Jag, she's practically married you know. They stop first at on of London's German hang-outs. Hans slams into a breasty blond on the way in, apologizes and asks her to join him for a drink. She agrees and follows him to a table, a mock jealous Sue bringing up the rear. Hans orders three drinks, then produces a picture of Greta asking the new found blond if she knows Greta. She doesn't, but her friend Serena, dancing topless to bad 70's music does. Serena is to involved with her boyfriend to talk to Hans now, but if he came to her house the next day, she will tell all about Greta. Hans gets Serena's address and continues to enjoy his drink and the dancing boobs. The night continues, Hans and Sue move from one club to another looking for Greta, and getting closer and closer themselves. As one might expect, they end up at Hans' hotel room. Hans promises no funny business, fortunately for Hans, Sue never made such a promise. After a quick shower, Sue joins a waiting Hans in bed. The two go at it nipple and tongue, the rest of the night.

The next day, Hans finds himself at Serena's apartment door. The door swings open, and Hans is greeted by nude Serena lying in bed. She asks him to join her, but he declines. Another head pops up from under the sheets, and asks if he's queer, it's the big boobed blond, Honey. She wasn't supposed to be there, do you believe everything you hear. Then a third head emerges from the sheets. It's Serena's greasy boyfriend, he wants cash for information. The Honey tells him to shut up, so he rolls on top of Serena. Honey jiggles out of bed and asks who is looking for Greta. Hans tells her Greta's parents are looking for her and he has some money for her. This sounds plausible to her, so she starts talking. It's the first 3D flash-back sequence.

The swirling screen indicates the 3-D sequence, so put on the glasses. Everything is played up for the 3-D effect, plot in these scene is pitched out the door. In the flash-back, we discover that Honey and Serena have come from Germany to study the English language. Greta told the two girls that she would stay with them a few days, in their apartment, until they got comfortable in their new city. The two girls soon found out how big a mistake this was. Greta's few day stay, soon turned into untold weeks. She took over the only bed in the house, leaving Serena and Honey to draw straws for the small room upstairs. The girls gave Greta their money, because Greta understood the currency, but they never saw it again. The girls were forced to clean up after a growingly messy Greta. They agreed to this, because Greta's demeanor had changed as time passed, leading the girls to believe Greta might blow up at anytime. Serena and Honey decided to toss Greta out after an incident that happened one afternoon. Serena and Honey came home from work this particular, afternoon to sounds neither had ever heard of before. They found Greta taking on two males on the livingroom floor. When the two girls were noticed, they were chased by the two nude males, into the kitchen. When they emerged from the opposite door, everybody was nude and bouncing through the room. A sexually super charged Greta, leaps to a magically appearing trapeze, swinging her shapely ass into the screen and out again, then running down one of her studs. Honey and Serena can take no more. The next day, they wait for Greta to return home. They have packed her bags and have united against her. When Greta enters the door, Honey and Serena don't give Greta time to say hello, they beg her to leave. Greta points her cigarette at the camera, takes a long swig on her boot flask, then leaves. That's the end of the flash-back.

Hans asks Honey if she knows where Greta went after leaving the apartment, but she had no idea. Serena rolls off her boyfriend and reminds Honey of Cindy (Sin for short), a mutual friend. Cindy is a stripper who Greta was known to hang out with. So, Hans is now off to a strip joint.

Hans finds himself in front of the strip joint. After he makes himself clear to the barker outside, Hans is ushered inside. Has catches Cindy on stage. Cindy calls herself the original "Sin", as she badly bumps herself across the stage. Outside, a cop is watching the comings and goings of the strip joint patrons. The cop sees Hans loitering outside, waiting for Cindy to leave the building. When Cindy exits, Hans chases her down an ally, the cop sees this and follows. Hans asks Cindy if she knows were Greta is. Cindy doesn't give up her information for free, she needs cash. The cop sees this and thinks Hans is propositioning a hooker. The cop is going to take them both downtown, but he might walk away for a $20. Before Hans can get the cash out, the cop is on the case of double parking. With the cop preoccupied, Hans and Cindy dash off to talk at a nearby coffee shop. Over a cup of coffee, Hans asks Cindy if she kows where Greta is. Cindy says everybody wants to know where Greta is, she's ruffled a lot of feathers. Hans wants to know how Cindy knows Greta. Cindy got Greta a job working as a stripper. It didn't last long though, Greta wasn't cut out for it. She went too far. Oops, time for another 3-D flash-back.

Cindy recalls her first meeting of Greta. Big Danny, the fat, bald, cigar chomping talent coordinator of the strip club, was dragging Greta on stage for her first time. After a few times Greta was getting into the swing of things. Greta shakes her impressive form all over the stage, and does it well too. She started drawing more people into the club. Big Danny was happy, Greta was his best find. Karl Roberts was happy too, he was the owner of the club. Karl wanted Greta in the worst possible way, but Greta didn't "dig" him. This upset Karl greatly and things came to a head quickly. Greta's act had become very explicit, and in the middle of her act, one evening, the police raided the club. The raid caused Greta great joy and Karl great pain. The raid cost Karl many bribes, and Greta her job.

Hans asks Cindy if she thinks Greta might have ended up with Karl Roberts. Cindy doesn't think so. Karl was a big prick and treated Greta badly, it was doubtful Greta might be with Karl. More likely she was with Roger Maitland, a professional soccer player. Hans thanks her for the help, and heads for the stadium.

Hans pulls into the stadium parking lot with the lovely Sue in tow. After some searching, they find Roger Maitland in the locker room. Roger is having his arm bandaged, after being beaten by thugs of Karl Roberts. Hans hands Roger a picture of Greta, Roger recognizes her right off. After being reassured that he is not going to get beat again, Roger asks if Greta is well. Hans tells Roger nobody knows how she is, that's why Hans is looking for her. Hans asks how Roger first met Greta. Roger met Greta at a massage parlor, it was her first day and Roger had hurt his arm during a game and needed a good rub. Roger teased Greta about not being good with her hands, it being her first day and all. Roger makes it clear that the massage parlor was strait, at least he thought it was. But Roger wants to make sure Hans gets the truth about Greta. Time for another 3-D segment.

Roger apparently enjoyed his rub, and Greta must have enjoyed rubbing him. Roger began picking Greta up after work, and taking her home or to dinner. Greta was spending more and more time with Roger, and soon she moved in with him. This warmed Rogers heart, seems Greta had been getting dumped on by the two girls she had been living with. Roger had to keep this arrangement a secret from the soccer team, he wasn't allowed to have sex during the season. This entire scene was included to show off the 3-D effect. A lot of things being shoved into the camera lens. Somehow, Karl Roberts found out about the arrangement, a began black mailing Roger and Greta. Roger didn't want to pay, so Karl sent a couple of guys over to kick the cash out of him. This is how is arm got bent.

Roger walks Hans and Sue to their car. Hans wants to know if Greta could be with Karl, but he doesn't know. Hans thinks Karl would be the next place to visit. Roger says he'd be easy to find him, he owns a gambling house in town. Explaining that he was one of the few people who genuinely cared about Greta. Roger want to help find her, Hans agrees, but the coach calls Roger back. They'll met up latter.

Back at his hotel room, Hans and Sue are taking a shower when the phone rings. It's the editor of the magazine that Hans works for, he wants an update on the Greta Gruber story. The delectable Sue enters the room dripping all over the place, forcing Hans to dry her off. Hans tells his editor the truth about Greta, this truth surprises him but he wants pictures. He then hands the phone to his daughter, Caryn who is also Hans' fiancee. She begins asking Hans questions that might prove difficult to answer if another woman were in the room with him. Well, Sue does hear, and runs out. Hans follows her, begging her to understand. Until Caryn started talking, Hans had forgotten about her, besides, Sue is practically married herself. Sue gives a smile and a kiss and everything is all right.

Hans and Sue make it to Karl's gambling house early. Hans asks the bouncer if he knows Greta, but as you might expect from an underground type, he knows nothing. So, Hans then asks to see Karl, but he gets the run around from the bouncer. A teller, who over heard the discussion and informs Karl. Karl soon enters the room, inquiring why Hans is looking foe Greta. Hans goes through his writer bit, and Karl asks them into his office to talk. Karl has taken an immediate liking to Sue, and all conversation ends up with long leering gazes at Sue. Karl tells Hans that he offered Greta a job at his massage parlor. She had an inocence that he liked, and so did his customers. Karl says the parlor was strait, but if the girl wanted to make a few extra bucks rubbing other things, he certainly didn't care. Didn't care that is, if he got to try the girls out first. Another 3-D scene starts.

Karl recalls his first meeting with Greta. Karl had visited his massage parlor, to pick up the days receipts. It was late, and everyone had gone home except for the manager and Greta. The manager turned over the cash, and quickly left, leaving Greta alone to clean up. Karl stayed to have a drink and enjoy the quite of the empty building. Greta strikes up a conversation with Karl, and soon asks him if he wants a massage. Karl accepts and strips to his shorts, then spreads himself on a massage table. Karl starts wondering if the stories of Greta's sexual exploits, he's been hearing about, are true. As he's thinking this, Greta says that in Germany, she gave topless massages. She's give Karl one, if he'd like. Karl would like very much. Greta strips bare, then powders herself and Karl. Greta then turns on an enormous vibrator, first using it on Karl, then on herself. Karl pretends not to like it, but somehow we just don't believe him. Greta then bends over Karl to use her sizable nipples on Karl's chest. Suddenly, Roger walks in, looking for Greta. He's come to take her home, but sees Karl and Greta rolling around on a massage table. An angry Roger grabs a bottle, breaks it and comes at the camera with the jagged end. Roger attacks Karl, but Karl steps aside and grabs Rogers arm, pining him to the wall, screaming.

A smug Karl, rubbing his hands together, says he never meant to hurt him that much. He thought Roger would have been tougher than that, being a soccer player. Karl tells Hans that Greta ran out after the fight broke out, and he hasn't seen her since. He imagines Greta thought Roger spoiled things with Karl (like he ever had a chance). All the while, Karl is eyeing up Sue, licking his chops. Hans thanks Karl for his help, and he and Sue leave.

Back at his hotel room, Hans relays Karl's story to Roger. Roger is fuming, He says Karl is lying through his teeth. In Rogers version, when he walks into the massage parlor he heard a woman screaming. Roger finds Karl on top of Greta, trying to rape her. Sue remarks that this sounds like Karl. Roger charges Karl and hits him, leaving Karl on the floor begging Roger not to hit him again. This is why Karl had Roger beaten up. Again, Sue thinks this is plausible. Roger also wants to know why Karl is making out that this was the first time he had met Greta. Karl had been truing to get next to her ever since she started working at the strip joint. Roger also thinks Karl has seen her recently, Hans thinks something's fishy too. Sue says, there's only one way to find out for sure.

That night, Sue puts on a sexy gown and visits Karl leaving Hans and Roger waiting for her in the car. The sexy Sue does everything right. She sweet talks her way in then slowly strips as she asks Karl questions. Sue finds out that Greta had witnessed Karl killing a nosy cop. Greta couldn't stomach what she saw and Karl couldn't have her telling anybody. So, Karl had her kidnapped and hidden on a boat. Sue had her information, she now needed to get out. But Karl has been teased enough, and he sees through Sue's little game. Karl rips Sue's clothes off and rapes her. Downstairs, Hans kicks himself for letting Sue do this. Karl now thinks Sue is a cop and she's going to get the same as Greta, but first Karl's guys are going to poke her. The guys are taking to much time, Karl wants her on the boat with Greta. Hans sees Sue stuffed in a car and drive off. Hans tells Roger to follow the car.

Hans and Roger catch up with Sue and Karl's men at the boat Greta's been hidden on. Sue is forced to strip and is then thrown into the cabin with Greta. Hans and Roger board the boat and start looking for the women. Below, the men hear feet on the deck and one leaves to investigate the noise. A thug calls out thinking it might be Karl, when he gets no answer, he pulls out a pistol. The thug cautiously searches the deck, when Hans jumps on him from behind. The thug hits the deck dropping his pistol. Hans picks up the pistol, and Roger takes over beating the thug, eventually tossing him into the water. Hans goes below deck, and surprises the other two thugs. Hans has the women get dressed and escorts everyone on deck to wait for the police. Roger and Greta meet and it's love.

Just as the group think it's over, Karl shows up ready to carve Roger a new ass-hole. Roger only has the one good arm, from his beating by Karl, but that's all he needs. He twists the knife out of his hand, then starts to bitch slap Karl all over the deck. The police show up and recognize Karl and allow the beating to continue. All attention is on the beating, in that time the three thugs slip off the boat. Hans soon realizes this and follows. More police arrive and capture the fleeing thugs. I guess everybody goes to jail.

The next day, Hans and Sue, Roger and Greta are at the airport. Hans is going home to return Greta to her father. Roger asks Greta to marry him, she agrees, but she wants to finish her education first. Hans looks longingly into Sue's eyes and tells her he will call her latter, she knows he won't. Sue is sad. Sue and Roger watch Hans and Greta board the plane and wait till the plane disappears from sight.

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