The Forbidden Pasture

The Golden Box

The great schlock master Harry Novak, created movies exploiting underground stars of the day. "The Golden Box", is a great example of his mix of wacky story and underground sex symbol. Marsha Jordan was a sought after stripper and figure model of the 60's and 70's. Released in 1970, Jordan's more than ample figure, helped make many of the stories jokes work. Jordan plays Diane, on the hunt for a lost box of gold. The cast fills out with Ann Meyers as Donna the able-bodied assistant, Jim Gentry as undercover agent Slade Rivers and Steve Vincent as The Boss.

The opening scene finds the very nude team of Diane(Marsha Jordan) and Donna(Ann Meyers), kicking the ass of an equally nude Gene. The women are interested in information he has, and they beat him senseless to force him into spilling what he knows. The women knock him unconscious and revive him several times before he starts talking. The women are looking for a book and Gene has been knocked around enough to tell them anything they want to know. What none of them know, is that the room has been bugged and everything they say is being recorded in another room.

Gene's story begins two years prior, just before he hooked up with the two women. The women were the play things of a Minor star and lounge singer Kirby. The girls double team him, and he allows them to hang with him(some reward). In the lounge, Kirby plays the piano and the girls try to play stump the band. Donna asks about the book he carries around with him. Kirby tells them that it's years of collecting, and one song in particular "Six Bridges to Cross, and One Under Construction" has special meaning. Kirby giggles at the cryptic statement, but the women think it's just a wacky song. Across town, The Big Boss is taking to hit man Slade. The Big Boss wants Slade to kill Kirby and return the book to him, without bungling. Slade runs over to the lounge Kirby is playing in, puts a bullet in him, grabs the book, and trots out. Kirby lingers long enough to tell the women that he was the book keeper for the mob, and for years he'd been skimming off the top. A pilot friend would fly to Turkey, convert the cash to gold, and Kirby would stash the gold in a secret box. In his dying breath, Kirby tells the women the gold is theirs, but they will need the book to find it. He repeated the song title "Six Bridges to Cross, and One Under Construction", then dies. The girls have been on a search for the gold ever since. Some story.

The women begin threatening Gene again, this time with threats of castration. They grab a handful of sack, and demand he comes up with the money or the gold. Gene screams that it will take more time and the book. The girls don't care about the book and just then, from the other side of the room, a voice says "good, I want the book". The stunned threesome turn to see Numero Uno, Renaldo to his friends, pointing a .45 in their direction. Renaldo repeats that he wants his book, the two women bounce to him and massage his gun back into his pants. There's a switch. Renaldo demands his book, and the girls give it up. Renaldo thanks them and remarks that there is more to the book. Gene has been truing to get the girls to understand this from the beginning. Renaldo asks Gene if he has something to tell him, but a puzzled Gene says no. Renaldo thought Gene had something to tell him about the book, but he didn't, so Renaldo leaves. The woman now realize that there is more to the book than they thought. They tell Gene they want the whole story or they'll put Gene in the ground. Gene agrees to fill in the blanks at dinner. They all get dressed and head to a nearby restaurant.

The women pull into the parking lot of the restaurant. Now that they are there, they aren't sure what to do. Donna suggest that she Slade at the Willcox Hotel, to determine in he's still there, if not, they were this close to being wealthy heiresses. Diane agrees, Donna calls and discovers that the phone is busy and reports this to Diane. OK he's still there, now what. They head to the restaurant to find out the rest of the story.

At the Willcox Hotel, Slade was talking to the Big Boss. Slade reports that everything has gone smoothly, he has the book, and he can deliver it where ever the Big Boss wants. The Big Boss, tells him to bring the book to headquarters, with "no blunders".

Gene explains that he had been following the girls for some time. Gene, it turns out, is a cop, searching for the gold also. The authorities had spoken to one of Kirby's most trusted babes, She was the first to make them believe there was something more to Kirby's book, than a bookies coded ledger. The problem was that she didn't know the key either. She did know that Slade wanted the book, so that he could give it to Renaldo. Renaldo wanted the book to open a licensed betting parlor. The fact that Kirby wouldn't give up the book didn't make sense. There must have been more to the book. Gene knew Diane and Donna had gotten mixed up in the case in some way and were doing as good a job as he was. So Gene decided to let the women do his leg work. On hearing this, the girls call Gene several choice names but continue to listen.

Gene reminds the women of the time they followed Slade. Diane and Donna follow Slade all over town, ending at the airport. Gene explains that he has some how made this task easier for the girls and has mysteriously given them plane tickets to the same place Slade is off to. As the plane taxis down the runway, the woman started thinking that maybe they hadn't thought this thing though. Two girls, not trained for undercover tailing, following a mob hitman and as fast as Slade had killed Kirby, he still could have seen the girls. The fear started to grow, but the plane had left the ground. As the plane crossed the ocean, the sun turned the Pacific a gold color, an omen. As the plane reaches its destination, in Denver, the girls decide theyr'e in for good or bad.

In Denver, the gals follow Slade to the steps of the Denver mint, where he waits with a package. They watch him from a hotel room across the street, it's unknown how long he's been waiting or how the women found a convenient widow across the street. Neither woman understands why he's in Denver or why he's simply waiting there on the steps of the mint. They do believe that if they rob Slade, they will be rich. Slade leaves the steps, and the two women follow him. Slade runs to a phone booth and calls The Big Boss. Slade has discovered that Diane and Donna have been following him, and wants to kill them. The Big Boss does not want Slade to do anything to the girls, but he's to hot for Denver. The Big Boss wants Slade to shake the two women, and head to the next safe drop point. Slade drives to the airport with the women following behind. The women aren't sure why the sudden change, but they get on the plane and all head across county.

This is the point that Gene first popped into the girls story, he's an undercover cop in the mob. Gene was sitting next to the Big Boss when Slade called. Gene wanted to know where Slade and the girls are heading now, the Big Boss tells him they're heading to Grand Rapids. Michigan. Gene makes a quick call. In Michigan, the girls are hot on Slade's ass. Slade tries his best to loose the girls, but he was having no luck. Slade called the Big Boss, and told him that he was having a hard time, so he was heading to Detroit. In Detroit, Slade still hasn't gotten rid of the girls and the girls figure out that they've been spotted. Slade finally looses the girls at the lake front, and makes arrangements to drop off the book. The girls play a hunch, and stake out the air port and sure enough, Slade shows up. Slade is now off to New Orleans, the gals are right behind. Slade sees the two women, and the chase is on again. The chase covers the entire city and Slade finally looses the girls by hopping on the ferry, and crossing the river.

The disheartened women watch as the ferry pulls away. The thought occurs to the women that this may be a trick of Slade's, and he might come back when he thought the coast was clear. The women enter the ferries warehouse, where they can see the dock if Slade should return. The women sit on a pile of moving blankets, and wait for the ferries return trip. A voice startles the women and the hide behind a wall of oil drums. A young couple enter the warehouse with sex on their minds, the guy only has 20 minutes for his coffee break, so no time for foreplay. They strip down and are quickly on top of each other, with Diane and Donna drooling on. The hidden women have been chasing Slade for so long, they've forgotten about sex, they're getting an eyeful now. At the conclusion of the couples romp, we find that they are brother and sister, big joke. The ferry whistle brings the women out of hiding, and scaring the nude couple, one more big joke. The women run to the door and look for Slade.

The girls hunch paid off, Slade returned on the ferry. The women were once again in hot pursuit and Slade knew it. Slade pulled a good trick on the girls, when he hired a sail boat and set out to sea. Diane and Donna hire their own sail boat and head out after him. The women's lack of sailing experience, allowed Slade to escape. This doesn't bother the gals, they realize he didn't have the book with him, so they wait for his return. When Slade returns, he's off to the air port one more time. The girls are feeling a bit smug, they know Slade's routine so well, that they could find him whenever they want. They have also been lulled into a sense of security. Slade has been very gentlemanly, both Diane and Donna have forgotten Slade is a hitman for the mob.

The plane lands in Washinton and Slade heads for his hotel room. Once Slade has made himself at home, he calles his wife and kids, when did that happen. As soon as he hangs up on the wife, he calls a breasty hooker friend. She wants Slade to come over to see her new pussy, no she didn't have an operation. Slade says he'll be right over.

Slade is greeted at door by a very nude friend and once inside, Slade wastes no time. The friend asks Slade to hold her cute black pussy, while she holds his bologna pony. The friend licks Slade's bologna, while her pussy licks his fingers. Slade spent several days with the friend, confusing Diane and Donna. The women didn't know if Slade had given her the book, or if she was a break in his routine. The girls uncertainty, made their surveillance even tighter.

Well, they really must not have had enough story to go around here, because Slade is on a plane once again. This time Slade's destination is New York, and Diane and Donna are still in tow. True to form, Slade takes the women on a fast tour of the city. The woman have Slade's routine down so well, they let him wonder the city, picking him up again at will. During their chase, the women decide this must be Slade's last stop and formulate a plan. Their plan revolves around the fact that Slade broke from routine when he wanted to have his pipes cleaned by his hooker friend. One of the women will have to seduce Slade, while the other gets into his room and steals the book.

That night, in their hotel room, the girls discuss the details of their plan. The plan will need the help of a bell boy, in order to open the door. Both women haven't had sex in some time now, but the thought of have to pick between two evils is a tough one. Donna sits, her hair in rollers and packing her sizable melons into a nursing bra type apparatus and asks who gets what job. Diane sits, also in rolls, with huge electrodes from an electronic muscle toner attached to her hooters and says how about a hand on gin. This sounds agreeable, so Diane deals the cards. As expected, Diane wins the hand. Diane will take on Slade.

The next day, Diane approaches Slade on the street. Amazingly, Slade doesn't recognize Diane and the two trot off together. This time Donna follows, just in case Slade pulls something. Donna follows in a cab taking pictures to give to the police, if Slade hurts Diane. Slade finally takes Diane to dinner at the hotel returant, and Donna feels it's safe to liberate the book from Slade's room.

Upstairs, Donna waits for a bellboy. When she spots a bellboy, she goes into her act. She tells the bellboy she has lost her key and doesn't want to go down stairs for another key, would he please open it. The bellboy knows that this door is Slade's room, but after some coaxing and a carefully placed squeeze, the bellboy opens the door. Down stairs, Slade lets Diane know that he knows she's one of the women that have been following him. Up stairs, Donna has stripped her young bellboy down and has started banging away. Downstairs, Diane has convinced Slade that she is just a country girl, taking in the sights of the big city. Upstairs, Donna has finished off her bellboy and is getting dressed. Donna tells the bellboy that she will straiten things up, the bellboy thanks her and leaves. Donna dresses and starts looking for the book. Down stairs, Diane has allowed Slade to invite her to his room. Slade pays his tab, and he and Diane head up stairs. Upstairs, Donna has found the book, but, just as she's about to leave she hears Slade and Diane out side the door. Donna grabs her cloths the book, and ducks under the bed just as Slade and Donna enter.

In true Slade fashion, Diane isn't in the room two seconds before Slade has her cloths off. Slade throws Diane on the bed and jumps on top of her, nearly crushing Donna, still hidden under the bed. Slade starts pounding away at Diane, her gigantic jugs flopping around her neck and belly button. Slade flips Diane over and starts doing her doggie style, in this way Diane can see directly at the foot of the bed. While Diane's head bobs over the side of the bed, Donna pops her head out from under the bed and shows Diane the book. A surprised Diane acknowledges Donna, and knows just what to do. Slade grunts his finish, and exclaims that all he wants now, is to take a long nap. Diane tells him that she's late for an appointment and would he mind running down stairs and hailing a cab while she cleans up and gets dressed. Slade agrees to help her, and leaves the room. Diane dashes over to the bed and tells Donna the coasts is clear. She tells Donna to use the stairs, and she will meet her at their hotel.

Diane takes her time upstairs, while Slade holds a cab. After what Slade thinks is a long time, he returns to his room to find out what became of Diane. When he gets back to his room, Slade finds Diane combing her hair. Slade is a bit angry with Diane because he's paying for the cab and wants her in it. Diane thanks him and leaves, Slade smiles and sits on the bed. A tired Slade wants to make sure his book is still safe before he takes a nap. When he discovers the book is now gone, he says The Big Boss will kill him, he'll kill him himself. Slade can't bring himself to call The Big Boss.

Now in possession of the book, Diane and Donna fly to Norfolk Virginia, why? because the films still too short. Now however, the women are being followed by Slade, who now desperately needs the book to preserve his head. In order to ditch Slade, the girls duck into an erotic film theater, which, coincidentally, is playing "Marsha the Erotic Housewife". Very odd. The girls settle in to watch the sexy flick. As the flick starts, Diane begins poking Donna in the ribs. Must be in shock at seeing her girlfriend on the screen. Diane can take it no longer, this is NOT her kind of film. The women decide to demand their money back. Just as Diane and Donna leave the theater, Slade walks in, just missing their exit. The women get their money back and run sown the street.

The girls were then more on the run, than trying to elude. Slade had begun checking his pistol every time he turned a corner. The women now picking the methods of running, choose horse back riding. They manage to hide themselves and two huge animals behind a sorry excuse for a bush, as Slade trots by. Feeling they have left Slade behind, the women abandon the horses and walk a beach. Suddenly, Slade appears in a dune buggy. This time Slade intends to run the two women over, but can't resist toying with them. Slade blazes by the girls knocking them to the ground on occasion. Observing nearby is a 40 year old boyscout, who sees the women in trouble and comes to the rescue. They drive off, but for some reason Slade doesn't follow.

Diane and Donna, now free from Slade, fly to Chicago. Now feeling a bit more secure, they try to decipher the books information. They pour through the encrypted pages, but have no clue how to decipher it. They decide to walk the city streets, maybe they will have a brain storm. As they walk the city streets, Donna remarks that Kirby was a musician, maybe if they could read music, they could decipher the clues to the golden box. Donna thinks this is a good idea, and they head to a friend who can read music.

The girls find themselves in a theater with a huge pipe organ, at the keys is their friend. After a song and dance about the need to decipher a code in the book, the friend proceeds to play the music in the book. He comes across a song titled the Gondolier, but it's unfinished. Kirby said that a clue was six bridges to cross and one under construction. This fits the criterion, but what does it mean. They guess that the Gondolier, has something to with Venice, but Venice in California. There six bridges in Venice, and one is under construction. Well, the two girls are off to California.

In Venice, the girls drive to the bridge under construction. They leave their car, carrying their digging tools. They walk along the river bank, to the spot they believe the golden box is buried. Along the way, Slade pops up. He has his gun drawn, and follows the women waiting to shoot them quietly. The girls stop at the spot the gold should be buried, but hide behind the bridge. Donna digs in her bag of tools and pulls out her colt .45 and waits for Slade. When Slade is close enough, Donna steps out and shoots Slade. He falls to the ground, and the women begin digging. They find the box, and open it. Inside the box, they find 4 solid gold bars. They're rich, they close the box and head for the car. As they approach the car, the car door opens and out steps Gene. He hands the women a card and on the card they find out Gene is an IRS agent. He removes the box from the surprised women, and walks away leaving the women standing with their jaws dangling. What a prick.

The story returns to present time, and Gene, Diane and Donna are sitting in bed discussing the gold. How they got there, nobody knows. Gene was interested in the gold too, the girls found him and were trying to get the gold from him when we started. Gene told the women the story in hopes the women could help retrieve the gold he some how lost. Diane suddenly thinks something's going on, Gene is being way to informative. They threaten to cut off his balls if he's setting them up for something, then agree to dress and begin the new hunt. The three hunters turn the corner into the living area, and find The Big Boss and Reynaldo sitting on the couch waiting. Donna asks if they ever knock, but Reynaldo didn't want to disturb them. Everybody introduces themselves and they sit. Renaldo has a tape he wants Gene to hear. Reynaldo turns on the recorder, and we hear his plan to put our gals in prison for trafficking in gold bouillon. Renaldo and The Big Boss prevent the gals from de-balling Gene, and tell them to dress for dinner and drinks. They agree and walk off to the bedroom.

As the women dress, they acknowledge that they have new partners and they play rough. The girls decide they will not this gold, they can beat the mob at their own game. Diane says she wants The Big Boss, Donna wants to play a hand of gin. Diane isn't having it, she called The Big Boss.

The Big Boss and Reynaldo are talking to Gene. It seems Gene owes The Big Boss some $47,000 in horse betting losses. The Big Boss liked Gene, he was going to cut Gene in for part of the business, but Gene went and screwed the mob. The Big Boss tells Gene he's over sexed, not only did he have to fuck the two women, but he fucked the mob. The Big Boss tells Gene he wont be fucking anyone any more, he pulls out his pistol and shoots Gene in the balls. In the bedroom, Diane and Donna arm themselves in case the mob tries anything funny. The women enter the living area, and see Gene writhing on the floor. Diane says he's in terrible pain, The Big Boss says, not for long, points his gun in the middle of Gene's back and kills him. He tells the women to wait for them on the balcony while he and Reynaldo fix drinks.

The hoods bring the drinks out onto the balcony, and hand them to the women. The Big Boss asks them if they want legitimate jobs as Bookies. They will be paid well, and the mob is generous. After a second of disbelief, the girls accept. The End. WHAT ABOUT THE GOLD!? WHAT ABOUT THE BOOK!? What a story full of holes.

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