For those of you guys who know me on ICQ and have read my profile, this may sound a little familiar:
***CLASSIFIED***
Code name: Cocoa1125
Mission: Travel to planet Earth with partner Pups99. Take on human form. Attain information about planet. Plan strategy to take over. Run chemical tests on subject "deeps". Kill all evidence.

However, there was a limited amount of space to write on ICQ. Here, I can add more of the small yet significant details to my plan, MUCH more...
Here's the newly revised version:
***CLASSIFIED***
Code name: Cocoa1125
Mission: Travel to planet Earth with dedicated but weird and stupid dum-bass Pups99. Find a host body named Chrasie in Walnut Creek, CA to take on human form. Begin 10-stage research project of human beings. All information will be essential in the takeover of Earth. Make no mistakes.

Stage 1: Agree on an alliance with enemy “WandererRB” to prevent interference in the first 8 stages. Befriend “Kahhund401” and “Hackitt99” for a steady source of A/C at UCLA.

Stage 2: Collaborate with UCLA faculty to put “mdeeps” into a triple where he will serve as President of SOAP-MANSI (Society of Awesome People Making Already Nutty Suzy Insane). Terrorize “Mjav4” until he gives me all his CS projects so that I can maintain my front as a decent student. The mission must remain number one priority at all times.

Stage 3: Hire “shsimoes” after his navy training to find a rare species of bacteria found in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean; the bacteria will be used to cure Pups99 of GAVBRAS (Gyrating and Vibrating Big Red Apple Syndrome). Make “ladyofthesummer” suffer by placing her at the same school as the wicked “Empressmp” and see how long it takes for her to admit herself into a mental hospital.

Stage 4: Install a video chip into “Saksoy” and record migrating patterns. Warning: May contain X-rated material, especially when subject is located around the UC Davis area. Expose the sex change “Dashbro112” underwent with pictures from the Bahamas cruise and record reactions.

Stage 5: Use “FerretSilk” and “ljit66” to determine extent of human capabilities playing Puzzle Fighter during the thirtieth hour of play. Torture “ChickenVC” until she reveals her true identity as an alien. Run toxic chemical tests on “Laren926” from 02:00 to 04:00 everyday so that she can never get home by curfew.

Stage 6: Observe detrimental effects of too much exercise at the Y and a 5AM bedtime on “Megara2424.” Make sure “Empressmp” does NOT become a physicist or else she will blow up the whole world before I have a chance to take it over.

Stage 7: Take blackmail pictures of “Mandy Snacks” in coconut bras for further use (See Stage 4). After kidnapping “Tortuga8u” and hiding her away 20 feet under Camelot where…, administer a brainwashing drug into her by slipping the powder into some chicken feet and making the subject eat it.

Stage 8: After the ‘conversion,’ steal the brain of “Fayegirl99” for extensive research. Also, it will be later used in the cloning project (a.k.a. Minime Atha) back on my home planet. (Dude, that’ll be hella cool.) Rob a Mazda Miata from “Fonzie107” and witness symptoms of withdrawal.

Stage 9: Vaporize “WandererRB.” Take home “Taquiyya2” to be my protector against evil ticklers such as “IncredElmo,” “Musphil” to be my personal entertainer, and “Amio25” and “Moriarty00” to be the new human exhibit at the local zoo.

Stage 10: Reveal no secrets. Destroy all evidence.

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