Archmage - Cows


	    (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)

	    (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)

     /-------\/-*     /-------\/       /-------\/   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

    / |     || \     )*)(\/* /  *     / |     ||

   *  ||----||  *   \ |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

   \/|(/)(/\/(,,/   \)|(/\/|)(/\

     Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water       Cow in trouble

       on grass         on cow





	     (__)

	     (oo)                       U

      /-------\/                    /---V

     / |     ||                    * |--|                       .

    *  ||----||

       ^^    ^^

   Cow at 1 meter.         Cow at 100 meters.        Cow at 10,000 meters.



	    (__)                     )__(                vv    vv

	    (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *

     /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /

    / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/

   *  ||----||              /  ||----||                (oo)

      ^^    ^^                 vv    vv                (~~)



   American Cow              Polish Cow            Australian Cow



	    (__)                     (__)                     (__)

	    (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)

     /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/

    / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      ||

   *  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||

      ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^



   Freshman Cow at          Freshman Cow             Freshman Cow

   start of school     After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"



	    (__)                     (__)                     (__)

	    (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)

     /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/

    / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     ||

   *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||

      ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^



   Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate              Cow who used Jolt to wash

			 psychadelic mushrooms      down psychadelic mushrooms



					    /\                  __

					   /  \                 ||

		(__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)

		SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)

	 /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/

	/ |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||

       *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||

	  ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^^

       This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's

     To George Washington       this cow                   cow



						    (__)

	    *        (__)                           (oo)

	     \       (oo)                     /------\/

	      \-------\/                     /|  |/  |

	       | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||

	       ||----||                    *  ||----||

	       ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^

	Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow was given to

	  to Caesar's Palace           Hugh Hefner for his Birthday



		     (___)               (__)      (__)

		     ( O )               (oo)      (oo)

	      /-------\ /                 \/--------\/

	     / |     ||V                   |        |

	    *  ||----||                    ||------||

	       ^^    ^^                    ^^      ^^

     The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with

   the Argonauts met had this cow          Dr. Doolittle



		(__)                   (__)

		[##]                   (@o)

	 /-------\/             /-------\/              /-------  (__)

	/ |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)

       *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/

	  ^^    ^^               ^^    ^^                ^^    ^

    This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to

     to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman



		   (____)               (____)                         (____)

		   (oo  )               (o  o)                         ( O O)

	/-----------\  /          /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /

       / ||       |  \/          / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/

      /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||

>        *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||

	 /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ^^^^     ^^^^

    This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether

    to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four

							    legs or eight



		  O__O                             \_|_/

		  (oo)                             (oo)

	   /-------\/                       /-------\/

	  / |     ||                       / |     ||

	 *  ||----||                      *  ||----||

	    ^^    ^^                         ^^    ^^

       Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty



			   (__)                        (__)

		   ^^      (oo)                        (--)

	       ^^^^ /-------\/                        /-\/-\

	    ^^^^^  / |     ||                        /|    |\

	  ^^^^^   *  ||----||                       ^ |    | ^

       ^^^^^^^^  ====^^====^^====                     |    |

   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^/                                     /----\

   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                                /    \ \

   ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^               ^      * ^

	Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu           Cow sunning at Fort Lauderdale

						(What a bod, huh guys?)



		  )\               (__)

		 /  \              (oo)

	   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

	      Cow swimming at Amityville

   (Where Jaws was filmed, for those less educated)



	   *                                                 (__)

	    \                                                (DD)

	     \                                        /-------\/

	     |\                                      / |     ||_\_/

	   \ | \ (__)                               *  ||----|

	   \\|| \(oo)                                  ^^    ^

	    \||\ \\/                         Cow chugging brews and staring at

	     ^^ \||                            sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale

	      \\ ||

	       \\||

		\||

		 ^^                                 / / / / / / / / / / /

		  \\_                              / / / / / / / / / / / /

		   \_                              / / / / / _______   / /

    Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen            / / /    /   |   \  / /

						   / / /    (__)|      / /

						   / / /    (oo)|      / /

      ( @@@ )                                        /-------\/ |

       ( @@ )            (------------)             / |     ||^_|

	  @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )            *  ||----|

	   @@ (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<* )               ^^    ^

	/--UU--\/        (____________)

       / |    ||                          Cow sheltering from English Weather

      *  ||---||



      (New) Jersey Cow

			  O O                 O O

			   \ \               / /

			    \ \          (__) /

	     (__)            \ \         (xx)/

	     (DD)             \ +--------+\//

      /-------\/               \|        | /

     / |     ||                 +--------+

    *  ||----||

       ^^    ^^

   Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"

	       at Gillies in Texas



	    o  o

	    |__|               (__)             (__)

	    (oo)               (oo)            =(oo)=         oo

     /-------\/         /-------vv       /-------\/

    / |     ||         / |     ||       / |     ||

   *  ||----||        *  ||----||      *  ||----||

      ~~    ~~           ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~

   bill bixby          bela lugosi      boris karloff  claude rains

   Male relative cow   cow              cow            cow



			  x

		      xxxx|xxxx

		   xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx

			  |

			 //

		   (__) //                        (__)   (__)

		   (oo)//                         (oo)===(oo)

	    /-------\//                    /-------\/     \/-------\

	   / |     |//                    / |     ||       ||     | \

	  *  ||----|                     *  ||----||       ||----||  *

	     ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^       ^^    ^^

	Julie Andrews Cow                         Siamese cows



			       o        o             (__)    ^

				\      /              (oo)   /

				 \    /           _____\/___/

		(__)              \__/           /  /\ / /

		(oo)       _______(oo)          ^  /  * /

       /---------\/       /|  ___  \/             / ___/

      / | x=a(b)||       / | {   }||         *----/\

     *  ||------||      *  ||{___}||             /  \

	^^      ^^         ||-----||            /   /

			   ^^     ^^           ^    ^



       Mathematical        Television      This cow does Disco

	   Cow                 Cow        (That's what comes of

      (developer of        (Cow-thode      snorting cow-caine)

	cow-culus)          Ray Tube)



	       o

	       | [---]

	       |   |

	       |   |                              |------========|

	  /----|---|\                             | **** |=======|

	 /___/___\___\                         o  | **** |=======|

	 |            |                     ___|  |==============|

	 |           |                ___  {(__)} |==============|

	 \-----------/             [](   )={(oo)} |==============|

	  \  \   /  /             /---===--{ \/ } |

       -----------------         / | NASA  |====  |

       |               |        *  ||------||-----^

       -----------------           ||      |      |

	 /    /  \   \             ^^      ^      |

	/     ----    \

	 ^^         ^^           This cow jumped over the Moon



		   (__)

		  ([][])            "I have this recurring dream

		  __\/_--U              about golden arches."..  (__)

		 /\    \__                                 ^  :..("")

		/\\\  /  /                         //\  ____\_____\/ //

	       /----^/__/\ /\                     // \\/     \___ / //

		   \\\____/--\--                 // /-/__________/ //

		    /======   \/            =======/==============//

		 *_/ /    \   /^              //  /              \\

		    /      \ ^               //                   \\



			Psycowlogist and patient



						  (___)

	     \^^^^^^^^\   (__)                    (o o)

	      \^^^^^^^^\\ (oo)                     \ /

	   *-----\_______\/\/                    \--O--/

	 ^_______/   ---  \______^              // -----\

	^--------\   \S/  /\_____^              \\/_^{} /==V===[]

		  \______/                        \_____\\//

						   \__/

      It's a bird...                               //\\         The Boss

       It's a plane...                             //  \\   (Bruce Holstien)

						   //   //

						   ^^    ^^

					     ==================

    _____________________________            H                H

    |             |-------------|            H     (__)       H

    |             |   ________  |            H     (oo)       H       __

    |   COWNTY    |  | (|__|) | |            H    / \/ \      H     /    \

    |    JAIL     |  |  |oo|  | |            H   | |  | |     H    | STOP |

    |             |  |__|\/|__| |            H   D===b=-----  H     \ __ /

    |             | o           |            H^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^H       ||

    |             | ^           |            H                H       ||

    |             | ]           |            H                H       ||

    |             |             |            H                H       ||

    |_____________|_____________|            H                H       ||

					     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^     ^^^^^^^

    Some cows get in trouble...                 Cattle Guard



	(  (    )

      ( (     )   )

      ( (         )

     (           / )

    ( ( \\       )

	( |  // )

	  |   |    (__)

	  |   |    (oo)                   (__)

	  |   | ----\/              ______(oo)_____

	  |   |    ||              ( _)_______(__) )

       ``'---------^^

	   cow Hide                     Cow Pie



		      \  |  /         ___________

       ____________  \ \_# /         |  ___      |       _________

      |            |  \  #/          | |   |     |      | = = = = |

      | |   |   |  |   \\#           | |`v'|     |      |         |

      |            |    \#  //       |  --- ___  |      | |  || | |

      | |   |   |  |     #_//        |     |   | |      |         |

      |            |  \\ #_/_______  |     |   | |      | |  || | |

      | |   |   |  |   \\# /_____/ \ |      ---  |      |         |

      |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |

      |            |    \# |+ ++|  | |  |^^^^^^| |      | |  || | |

   ^^^|    (^^^^^) |^^^^^#^| H  |_ |^|  | |||| | |^^^^^^|         |

      |    ( ||| ) |     # ^^^^^^    |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^________/  /_____ |  | |||| | |      | ||||||| |

	   `v'-                      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^      | ||||||| |

	    || |`.      (__)    (__)                          ( )

			(oo)    (oo)                       /---V

		 /-------\/      \/ --------\             * |  |

		/ |     ||        ||_______| \

	       *  ||W---||        ||      ||  *

		  ^^    ^^        ^^      ^^

			   "Cow Town"

		 \ (__)                       (__)

		 \\(oo)                       (\/)

	    /-----\\\/                 /-------\/

	   / |    (##)                / |     ||

	  *  ||----||"               *  ||----||

	     ^^    ^^                   ~~    ~~

      This cow plays bagpipes.



	    (__)                     (__)                     (__)

	    (\/)                     ($$)                     (**)

     /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/

    / | 666 ||               / |=====||               / |     ||

   *  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||

      ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^



   Satanic cow           This cow is a Yuppie         Cow in love



	    (__)                                              (__)

	    (oo)                                              (oo)

     /-'''''-\/                            /-------------------\/

    / |'''''||                            / |                 ||

   *  ||''''||                           *  ||----------------||

      ^^    ^^                              ^^                ^^

    Cow in Argyle                                Stretch Cow

			   *

			 **   **

		    * **  * * *  **

		   *   /  /   \ *  *

		\  \ /  \        / /                         (__)

	     *  /  / \  \  (__)  \ \                /--------(00)

	       /           (00)  / /               / |      |(  )

	       \    /-------\/   \ \              *  ||---- ||()

	       /   / |     ||    / /                 ||     ||

	     \ \  *  ||----||    \ \                 ^^     ^^

	    /  /     ^^    ^^    / /            Cow Chewing Marbles

		    Cow in Heat



	    (__)                 \__\                 (__)

	    (oo)             o   (oo)                 (oo)

     /-------\/           ____\___\/          *+-------\/

    / |     ||           / |     ||           ||______||

   *  ||----||          *  ||----||             ||----||

      OO    OO             OO    OO             OO    OO

   Detroit cow          Mustang cow            pickup cow



		    (__)              (__)              \_||_~

		    (oo)              (oo)              (*||*)

     /---------------\/           /----\/        /-------\||/

    / |             ||           /    ||        / |     ||

   *  ||------------||        *-||----||       *  ||----||

      OO            OO          OO    OO          OO    }{

	 li-moo-cow          fastback cow      teenager's cow



	    ____

	   (____)

				  .xxxx.

	    (__)                  '(oo)`

	    (oo)            /-----'-\/ `

     /-------\/            / |    |============>

    / |     ||            *  ||----| (~)

   *  ||----||               ~~    ~

      ~~    ~~             Moo-ammar Cowdafi

      holy cow            armed and dangerous



	    (___)             (___)

	    (o o)             (o o)

     /-------\ /       /-------\ /

    / |     ||O       / |  O~ ||O

   *  ||,---||       *  ||,---||

      ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^

       A Bull       A-bomb-in-a-bull     No-bull



	      (---)

	      (   )

	     /-----\                          (___)

	     |     |                          (o o)

	     |  |  |                   (-----) \ /

	     |  |  |                  /  / \    O

	     |  *  |                 *  | O |

	     ^^   ^^                    -----

	     Coward                  Phone Bull

		     __________________________

	    }__{    / Send YOUR cow pictures to \

	    (00)   (                             )

     :****** \/ ==='\___________________________/'

    : #     ##

      ##****##

      ""    ""

    |    |                              |    |           *

    |    |            (__)              |    |            \       (__)

    |    |            (oo)              |    |             \      (oo)

    |    |     /-------\/               |    |          -----------\/--

    |    |    / |     ||                |    |          ----|      |---

    |    |   *  ||----||                |    |              --------

    |    \______^^____^^___             |    \_________________

    |     _________________             |     _________________

    |    /                              |    /

    |    |                              |    |

    |    |                              |    |

    |    |                              |    |

    |    |                              |    |

    |    |                              |    |

    |    |                              |    |

    |    |                              |    |

   /      \                            /      \



   Cow perched on a tree.              Cow attempting to fly off tree.



    |    |

    |    |

    |    |

    |    |

    |    |

    |    \_________________

    |     _________________

    |    /

    |    |

    |    |

    |    |

    |    |

    |    |

    |    |                                (__)

    |    |                      *---------(..)

   /      \                        ^^----^^\/



   Cow that has failed miserably in the attempt.



     .            /\         .       .        :                (__)

	   .     /  \      .          .       :                (xx)

		/    \   .        .    *      :         __------\/

	       /      \              *        :        * ||____||

	       | (__) |   .    .   **         :         / |    |\

	.     /| (oo) |\           **         :

	     / | /\/\ | \   .     . *         :         Hamburger

	 .  /  |=|==|=|  \     .      *       :

	. /    | |  | |    \  .               :

	 / USA | ^||^ |NASA \     .           :       *        (__)

	|______|  ^^  |______|       .        :        \       (oo)

       .       (__||__)     .   .             :         \-------\/

	  .    /_\  /_\  .     .    .         :        8-|     ||

	       !!!  !!!                       :          ||----||

					      :          ^^    ^^

     The cow that jumped over the moon.       :         Flying Cow



			     ...---...

			  ../  / | \  \..

			./ /  /  |  \  \ \.

		       /  /   /  |  \   \  \

		      /  /   /   |   \   \  \

		      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

		      \          |          /

		       \         |         /

			\        |        /

			 \       |       /

			  \      |      /

			   \     |     /

			    \    |    /

			     \   |   /

			      \  |  /

			       \ | /(__)

				\|/ (oo)

			     /---++--\/

			    / |  || ||

			   *  ||-++-||

			      ^^    ^^

		  Cow surviving attack by Red Baron



		 ..---..                             (__)

		/       \                            (oo)

		|  RIP  |                     /-------\/

		|       |                    / |     ||

		|       |                   *  ||----||

		|       |                      ^^    ^^

   \\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\/////////////////



	       Elvis's Cow...      ...Or is it alive and living in tax exile???



			(__)

			(oo)

	   /---+      +--\/

	  / |  |      | ||

	 *  ||-+      +-||

	    ^^          ^^                             *



      David Copperfield's Cow               David Copperfield's other Cow



				       (__)

				       (oo)

				/-------\/

			       / |     ||

			      *  ||----||

				 ^^    ^^

				(__)  (__)

				(oo)  (oo)

			 /-------\/    \/-------\

			/ |     || -^^- ||     | \

		       *  ||----   -^^-       ||  *

			  ^^                  ^^

			 (__)                (__)

			 (oo)                (oo)

		  /-------\/                  \/-------\

		 / |     ||                    ||     | \

		*  ||----||                    ||----||  *

		   ^^    ^^                    ^^    ^^

		    Barnum's Troupe of performing cows



		       (__)                       _--------_

		       (oo)                      |__________|   BIG

		/-------\/                        XXXXXXXXXX    MAC

	       / | 007 ||                         __________

	      *  ||----||                        |_        _|

		 ^^    ^^                          --------

	  Cow licenced to kill      Enemy Cow after having met previous cow



							(__)

							(oo)

						       /'^^^-m

	       (__)                                   / '' ` )

	       (oo)    o     /| /|/|_                |      /|

	      / \/    /    /      _ /                |  |  | |

	     /  _\===^   ___\_____/___               |_____|_|

	 ___|__/ |/\    (___________(_)               //|| ||

	*        ^ ^                                 *  ww ww



	       Mrs. O'Leary's Cow                 Cow'nt Dracula



    ____             ____                                |+++++|

   |++++|    ___    |++++|                       ____    |+++++|

   |++++|   |++ ______________________          |++++|   |+++++|

   |++++|   |++/      /( )\           \         |++++|   |+++++|   __

   |    |   |+|      |-oo- |           \______  |++++|   |+++++|  |++|

  -----(__)--|       \__\/           _(__)_  \ --------------------------------

   o   ( oo /_______________________| (oo)  \ |         __

   |  _/\_| |  M O O - B U S T E R S|__\/\ /| |        /oo| - Bleaurgh!

   |-|  \\____                         ------  )_    /|  /\

    -|_  \_|-_|^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ 0     _|  *  \/  *

       \  |  __________________________________/

       |  W|  \ \_/ /----------------- \ \_/ /

       / /\ \  \___/                    \___/

      / /  \ \

      ^^^   ^^^                                      Who you gonna call...?



	(__)                   (__)                    (__)       (----------)

	(00)                   (-o)                    (--) . . . ( *>YAWN<* )

  /------\/              /------\/               /------\/        (----------)

 /|     ||              /|     ||               /|     ||

>   * ||----||             * ||----||              * ||----||



Cow w/ Glasses    Flirtatious cow (winking)   Cow after pulling an all-nighter





   *        (__)              (__)               (__)               (__)

    \       (oo)              (oo)               (oo)               (oo)

     \-------\/        /-------\/         /-------\/         /-------\/

     /|      |\       / /      \         / \      /         / \      \

    //||----||\\     * //------\\       *   \\--//         *   \\----\\

    ^ ^^    ^^ ^       ^        ^            ^  ^               ^     ^

   Cow walking         Cow jogging         Same cow        Cow breaking



	     (__)

	     (oo)                       (__) o       *     (__)

	      \/                        (oo)/ "      |     (oo)

	  ____| \____            /-------\/(__ o=o=o=|------\/

	  ---/   --**           / |       /          |      |

       *____/    |___//        *  ||----||           ||----||

	   //--------/            ^^    ^^           ^^    ^^

	  //__                      Cow

	  Cow marching            standing



     Side      Front   Side   back             (___)  Where are all the bulls!



      (__)      (__)    (__)   (__)                (O O)/

      ( oo      (oo)    oo )   (  )            ^  _/\ /\_  ^

      /\_|      /\/\    |_/\   /  \            \\/   O   \//


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