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What Is This?
For some time now, I have lurked on alt.tv.simpsons and have always been
on the look out for any Homer J. Simpson quotes that usually get mailed
frequently to the group. The following represents a growing list of
quotes that have been posted to alt.tv.simpsons, and also includes those
which I have transcribed from various sources.
In its present form, I would like to have the name of the submitter, the
episode name and/or number (Just as long as it is possible to identify
what part of the Simpson history it originated from, even if it is just
the season).
Not all of the following quotes are verbatim, that is word-for-word, which
leads me to my request to all similarly Homer-fanatical nuts who may be
reading this :
If you know of any omissions, corrections, or things which are just
plain wrong, mail me (chitolie@lgu.ac.uk)
with a suitable subject.
If you feel inclined to submit quotes not contained here, please try to
include a description of the context in which the quote is taking place
in. This makes the quotes much more appreciable to others...less enlightened
than us Homer maniacs. 
Who Is Homer J. Simpson?
The main-man about the Simpson household who calls the shots when making
all the tough decisions (Such as how low the level of beer in his self-
patented drinking hat should be allowed to fall to before calling another
member of the family to fill it up for him). This man's claim to fame is
his ability to lose his own daughter in a space of 24 hours being given
charge of her, whilst being inside his own home, and also to being able
to attain an unfeasible body-fat to flesh ratio, in excess of 100%. Surely,
this is a man destined to become great things?
Weighing in at about 260 pounds, this pure source of abundant vibration
dampening material was born sometime before 1957 (Depending what source of
information you look at) and has had various positions of employment at
the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, his current work place. He is currently
employed as a Safety Inspector...(God save us all)
Let it not be said that Homer never achieved much within his own lifetime.
Winning an assortment of accolades during his turbulent school days (including
an award for the most improved odour), he has undeniably "touched" others
lives for better (or, more realistically, worse).
Who Is Homer J. Simpson, For Real?
Kicking and screaming back in the realms of reality, he is fantastically
voice acted by Dan Castellaneta (Check out Dan's filmography
here),
though I understand that the actor's who voice Homer in other countries are
pretty good also. Dan doesn't just do voice Homer, he also voices Abraham
`Grampa' Simpson, Krusty the Klown, Groundskeeper Willy, Barney Gumble, Mayor
"Diamond" Joe Quimby, Captian McAllister, Chespirito, Hans Moleman, Scott
Christian, Sideshow Mel...and probably others!
Sources Of Information
The Simpsons FAQ, an excellent and informative document. Maintained by
mkurth@wwa.com, web page at
http://miso.wwa.com/~mkurth/wildcat3.html.
Simpsons Voice Info. Maintained by
sjackson@yarrow.wt.com.au
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