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The Homer J.Simpson Homepage

Nice portrait, Homer...

Compiled By
Raymond Chitolie
Restructured In The Scorching UK June of 1996

Preamble

"The Simpsons" and all its associated characters are trademarks and copyrighted by 20th Century Fox...so there.


Dear fellow Homer-phile,

Greetings to you! Welcome to my increasingly popular and praised Homer pages. All dedicated Homer fans will find something of use here, be it quotes, net resources, sounds, pictures or just plain fun. Any comments, good/bad (Grrr) should be mailed to me at (chitolie@lgu.ac.uk).

This sound-bite is a special message which I found on a binaries group recently, and is suitably apt to all you Homer mad men and women who have deluged me with (very appreciated, but a hell of a lot a work to go through!) emails containing your special Homer quotes over the few months that the page has been up. I never imagined the pages would be as popular as they evidently are, but I guess that I should never have underestimated the power of Homer Maniacs! Thank-you all. Remember, the sound-bite is just a bit of fun!


What's new, Matey?
If you want to see what new stuff has been added to these pages...
What Are These Pages All About Then?
Who is Homer J. Simpson, and why should you care? Find out here!
Local Homer Resources
If you want direct access to my measily collection of Piccies and Sound bites, get here. But make sure you download the Homer song! Woohoo!!
Quintessential Homer Links
I am not alone in this world, other people around the world have equally devious and dastardly Homer pages
I Want Some Homer Quotes!
Life getting you down? Be cradled in the mammoth shadow of Homer...
I Want More Homer Quotes!!
Homer is our saviour, he really is. Thy kingdom come, thy will be done, as long as it matches Homer's...
More Dammit!, Much More!!!
Homer for Prime Minister!/President!/Dictator!/(Your Leader's Name Here)...
The new batch are upon us...
Is there anything that Homer has touched, which hasn't been utterly and totally f...

Homer's Back
Wow! If my Homer-page is this good, think how great my homepage must be! =)

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