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25th June 1996, Homer pages moves forward, forward, forward!
After a mammoth restructuring for inclusion on geocities, welcome to the all new "Wisdom of Homer J. Simpson"! Ok, it doesn't look like much right now, but give me a little bit of time and they'll be the business.

Unfortunately, a few things have had to go, most notably the "D'oh! Song" =(. If I can conserve my 1 MB web space in the future, it might return.

I hope that the new HTML to actually arrive here (ala "Zoinks!") has done its job and should give a peek at the general direction these pages will eventually go.

31st December 1995, Getting slightly pished 'ere, bear with me...
Alright you bloody devils, to cater for those wimpy's out there equipped with 14.4 modems (and just general good HTML design), I have restructured the pages in bite-sized chunks, so newbies can still get it all, with veterans able to get the new stuff quickly. I have been meaning to do this for a hell of a long time, and finally got round to doing it.

Pages won't change much from now on (except for adding truly exceptional Homerism's) as I want to go out with a bang on my Serial Killer Homepage. Check it out, I dare ya! I double dare ya!! Bwuack! Bw-Bw-Bwuack! Chicken! [CLICK]


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