The Goodies Episode Guide

Written by Matthew K. Sharp, kirseval@werple.mira.net.au
Version 1.1
Revised 1 August 1995


Part Three: 1976 to 1980

Series Six

By now, the old format of Anything Anytime was obsolete, all the plots being generated by the actions of the Goodies themselves. The show itself had also evolved slightly, and in this series takes up more seriously the hints of surrealism laid down in series five.

#50 Lips, Or Almighty Cod
Series Six, Programme One
1st BBC Transmission: 21 September 1976
BBC Project Number B11112

The polar fishing limit is extended to include most of Britain and as a result Britain runs out of cod since it's all been caught by the eskimos. The Goodies manage to smuggle one cod back, but it grows into into a giant cod, which goes beserk when it hears Max Bygraves (dont we all?).

Guest Cast:
The voice of Barry Cryer.

#51 Hype Pressure
AKA The Rock And Roll Revival (g)
Series Six, Programme Two
1st BBC Transmission: 28 September 1976

Tim hosts "New Faeces", a non-talent programme which thrives on the judges canning the acts. But when Bill and Graeme actually turn up with something good, Tim is sacked and goes into a trance from the shock. When he comes around, he has flipped and takes TV back to the fifties (he takes off Fawlty Towers and puts on Muffin the Mule. GG: "I always enjoyed Muffin the Mule." BO: "You can get locked up for that."). Tim invites Bill and Graeme onto his new TV programme, but they've moved forward into the sixties, just in time to avoid National Service, and become hippies. They sing a song of peace and flowers, but Tim the director cues things to be dropped on them. Mad with the power of direction, Tim cues World War Two. How do you stop a mad director? With another mad director. But Ken Russell's busy, so Graeme and Bill do it themselves, unleashing a powerful, horrible secret weapon.

Guest Cast
McDonald Hobley
Mary Malcolm
Corbet Woodall
Jake Anthony
Richard Pescud

Notes: Never shown overseas. It wasn't supposed to be shown on UK Gold satellite TV either, apparently, but accidentally escaped before anyone noticed. BBC Enterprises have no idea this show even exists - they only offer a run of six series six shows to TV stations.

#52 Daylight Robbery Of The Orient Express
Series Six, Programme Three
1st BBC Transmission: 5 October 1976
BBC Project Number B11420

The world's greatest detectives are invited on a mystery train trip arranged by the Goodies, but a series of murders is followed by the theft of the train - the work of a group of Baddies trying to win at the French "Le Boring" competition.

Guest Cast
(none)

#53 Black And White Beauty
Series Six, Programme Four
1st BBC Transmission: 12 October 1976
BBC Project Number B11583

Graeme's rest home for animals is set to get a fortune - as long as he can get an elderly couple's horse to win the Grand National. Trouble is, it's a pantomime horse filled with Tim and Graeme, and Bill has put all their money on it. It's a good thing all the other horses in the race are pantomime. Or is it?

Guest Cast
(none)

#54 It Might As Well Be String
Series Six, Programme Five
1st BBC Transmission: 19 October 1976
BBC Project Number B11297

Honesty hits advertising, and the Goodies try promoting string before Bill and Graeme create a monopoly on string supplies.

Guest Cast
Raymond Baxter
Marcelles Samett
Valerie Leon

#55 2001 And A Bit
Series Six, Programme Six
1st BBC Transmission: 26 October 1976
BBC Project Number B11333

The Goodies' sons try to alleviate the boredom with sports in the future by reviving a truly boring game - cricket; but first they must find the sole survivors of the MCC.

Guest Cast
Oliver Gilbert

The BBC wishes to thank Leisure Services, Torbay, Devon for filming facilities.

#56 The Goodies - Almost Live
Series Six, Programme Seven
1st BBC Transmission: 2 November 1976
BBC Project Number B11580

A concert of musical numbers: Please Let Us Play - Good Ole Country Music - Cactus In My Y-Fronts - Poor Old Soul - The Funky Gibbon - Throwing Up - The Inbetweenies - Black Pudding Bertha - Nappy Love - Bounce - The Last Chance Dance - Wild Thing - The Goodies Theme.

Musicians
Ron Aspery
Simon Burns
Paul Keogh
Richie Hitchcock
Chris Mercer
Barry Morgen
Brian Odges
Alan Parker
Graham Prestcott
Chris Rae
Vocals
Jacquie Sullivan
Joy Yates

Series Six Technical Crew

Stunt Arranger:
Stuart Fell (3)
Music by:
Bill Oddie & Dave McRae (1-7)
Mucical Director:
Dave MacRae (7)
Choreography:
Flick Colby (7)
Makeup:
Jean Steward (1-7)
Costume:
Andrew Rose (1-7)
Lighting:
Alan Horne (1-7)
Sound:
Jeff Booth * (1-7)
Larry Goodson (7)
Film Editor:
John Jarvis (1-6)
Videotape Editor:
Ed Wooden (2)
Dennis Collett (3)
Dubbing Editor:
Glenn Hyde (2-4,6)
Film Cameraman:
Reg Pope (1-6)
Brian Easton (1-6)
Production Assistant:
Peter R. Lovell (1-7)
Visual Effects:
Peter Day (1-6)
Tony Harding (1-6)
Designer:
Peter Blacker (2,4,6)
John Stout (1-7)
Producer:
Jim Franklin (1-7)
BBC Colour (C) BBC 1976

* Billed as Geoff Booth in programme 5.

Series Seven

The episodes in this series have become even more outlandish and surreal than in previous years. They also attracted more attention from the censors. In particular, "Rock Goodies" was almost abandoned because of its subject matter, and "Royal Command" was delayed by three weeks as there were two royals in hospital at the time of the original air date. This pushed the final episode, "Earthanasia" back to a special slot two weeks after the series had finished.

Note: The BBC Project Numbers for episodes 3-5 have become mixed up by BBC Enterprises, who list the programmes in order of taping, but the numbers in order of transmission. The listing here gives the correct original numbers.

#57 Alternative Roots
AKA The Goodies Find Their Roots (g)
Series Seven, Programme One
1st BBC Transmission: 1 November 1977
Studio Recording Date: 28 October 1977
BBC Project Number B20517

A tale of the Goodies' ancestors, Kounty Kutie, Keltic Kilty and Kinda Kinky and of the wicked tour operators who rounded them up and sold them off as black and white minstrels.

Guest Cast
Bryan Pringle
Charlie Stewart
Stuart Fell
Max Faulkner,
The Fred Tomlinson Singers
John Melainey
Brian Rogers
Kenneth Warwick

#58 Dodonuts
Series Seven, Programme Two
1st BBC Transmission: 8 November 1977
Studio Recording Date: 4 November 1977
BBC Project Number: B21057

Bill is trying to protect the world's last surviving Dodo from Tim and Graeme's hunting club by teaching it to fly, using whatever measures he can.

Guest Cast
Percy Edwards as the Voice of the Dodo
Barney Carroll
Eddie Davis
Ernie Goodyear
Jimmy Mac
James Muir

#59 Scoutrageous
AKA Scouting Adventures (g)
Series Seven, Programme Three
1st BBC Transmission: 22 November 1977
Studio Recording Date: 18 November 1977
BBC Project Number B21400 (BBC Enterprises: B21539)

Tim's secret vice is being a boy scout - until scouting is made illegal, thanks to the Masked Scouts intent on collecting every single merit badge up to and including the World Domination Badge.

Guest Cast
Frank Windsor
Michael Barratt
Iris Jones
Peggy Mason
Pat Montrose
Norman Bacon
Ernie Goodyear
James Muir

#60 Rock Goodies
AKA Punky Business
AKA Punkerella (g)
Series Seven, Programme Four
1st BBC Transmission: 29 November 1977
Studio Recording Date: 25 November 1977
BBC Project Number B21539 (BBC Enterprises: B21267)

The Goodies' band is a failure, so they convert to punk and find parallels with the story of Cinderella, with the hand of music reviewer Caroline Kook going to whomsoever fits the leg left behind at the punk ball.

Guest Cast
Jane Asher
Frank Thornton
Michael Barratt
Patrick Moore
Ronnie Brody
Roland MacLeod
Vicki Michelle
Selina Ingram
James Muir
Norman Bacon
Barney Carroll
Eddie Davis
Ernie Goodyear

#61 Royal Command
AKA Royal Command Performance (g)
Series Seven, Programme Five
1st BBC Transmission: 6 December 1977
Studio Recording Date: 11 November 1977
BBC Project Number B21267 (BBC Enterprises: B21400)

An update of the Royal Family's image leaves the royals injured and incapacitated, so the Goodies step in. But as the coronation looms, the royals realise it's them out and the Goodies in, and leave their hospital beds, swathed in plaster, to stop the Goodies from taking over.

Guest Cast
Ricky Newby
Terry Denton
Ernie Goodyear

#62 Earthanasia
AKA The End Of The World Show (g)
Series Seven, Programme Six
1st BBC Transmission: 22 December 1977
Studio Recording Date: 2 December 1977
BBC Project Number B21658

To solve the world's problems, it is agreed to blow it up at midnight on Christmas Eve. The Goodies spend their last minutes trying to come to terms with their inner feelings and forgetting a mass of birthdays.

Guest Cast
(none)

Series Seven Technical Crew

Choreography by:
Ruth Pearson (1)
Flick Colby (4)
Flying Effects:
Eric Dunning (4-5)
Stunt Adviser:
Stuart Fell (1,3-5)
Music by:
Bill Oddie & Dave McRae (1-6)
Makeup:
Jean Steward (1-6)
Costume:
Andrew Rose (1-6)
Graphic Design:
William Blaik (1)
Lighting:
Eric Wallis (1-6)
Sound:
Jeff Booth (1-6)
Film Cameraman:
Reg Pope (1-5)
Richard Gauld (1-5)
Film Sound:
Peter Edwards (2-5)
Dubbing Mixer:
Rod Guest (4-5)
Film Editor:
Glenn Hyde (1,3-4)
John Jarvis (2,4-5)
Visual Effects:
Dave Havard (1-6)
Production Assistant:
Tony Ravenscraig (1-6)
Designer:
John Stout (1-6)
Pauline Harrison (1,4-5)
Producer:
Jim Franklin (1-6)
Director:
Bob Spiers (1-6)
BBC Colour (C) BBC MCMLXVII

Outtakes

For several years during the late seveties, it was the practice of the BBC Video Tape department to compile a Christmas tape made up of outtakes and bloopers, and other specially shot material to watch at the end of year parties.

The best of these was the 1979 tape, "Good King Memorex", which, in addition to containing several outtakes from The Goodies, also features segments with John Cleese (from Fawlty Towers) and Dr Who and the Daleks.

#62a Good King Memorex
BBC Christmas Tape 1979

Contains three outtakes from show #63, "Politics", which had been recorded in late 1979.

Series Eight

After a two year break, in which the members of the team went off to try their hand at individual projects, The Goodies returned for what was to be their last series at the BBC. And what a series! Here the Goodies' style of humour is taken even further than before, resulting in several classic episodes; a filling farewell to their ten year connection with the Beeb.

#63 Politics
Series Eight, Programme One
1st BBC Transmission: 14 January 1980

When the entire government and opposition leave the country, Bill and Tim take over as an uneasy coalition goverment. Will this help when they battle against the rest of Europe in Jeux Sans Frontiers for Euro-domination?

Guest Cast
David Dimbleby
Corbet Woodall
Jo Kendall
Nicholas McArdle
Rosemary Faith
Penny Irving
Maria Eldridge
Joan Blackham

Notes: Jo Kendall, who had been associated with TBT, GG and BO during the Cambridge University review days and I'm Sorry I'll Read That Again makes her only guest appearance on The Goodies.

#64 Saturday Night Grease
Series Eight, Programme Two
1st BBC Transmission: 21 January 1980

Tim is locked up after touching a woman at a disco, against the no mixed dancing rules. Bill's Disco Bilius (so exclusive that there are no patrons) runs a mixed dancing competition so that, as there will be no competitors, the prize money put up by the BBC will default to Bill. But the BBC is hanging onto it's money, so Tim is bailed out to win the prize for him.

Guest Cast
Maria Eldridge
Chris Eymand
Spencer Shires
Okon Jones
Sandy Strallen
Mark White
David Machin

#65 A Kick In The Arts
Series Eight, Programme Three
1st BBC Transmisson: 28 January 1980

Tim's efforts to help the Olympic team turn him into a criminal. But by changing the rules he assembles a British team that can beat The Rest Of The World - all two of them.

Guest Cast
Ballard Berkeley
Roland MacLeod
Norman Mitchell
Guy Deghy
Cud Child
Barry Cryer
Tony Gubba
Marie Sutherland

#66 U-Friend Or U.F.O.?
Series Eight, Programme Four
1st BBC Transmission: 4 February 1980

When the aliens come and start kidnapping trombone players, Bill is determined to find out why. But intergalactic peace may be threatened by Graeme's five megaton flying nun.

Guest Cast
Roger Brierley
Marcelle Samett
Ernie Goodyear
Richard Smith

#67 Animals
AKA Animal Liberation (g)
Series Eight, Programme Five
1st BBC Transmission: 11 Febraury 1980

Animal liberation leads to a documentary about documentary presenters and an animal mutiny when Bill eats the Animal Libber's leader (a rabbit). The only escape is to dress up as rabbits and hope for the best.

Guest Cast
Mel Smith
Patrick Moore
Ronnie Storm
Ernie Goodyear

#68 War Babies
Series Eight, Programme Six
1st BBC Transmission: 18 February 1980

The year: 1941. The two year old Goodies are asked by a Hitleresque Churchill to go behind the enemy lines on a vital mission (to get a box of cigars) and to create a mechanical Churchill replica to visit the troops.

Guest Cast: Geoffrey Palmer Andrew Ray Sharon Miller Ernie Goodyear

Series Eight Technical Crew

Choreography by:
Flick Colby (2)
Animals Trained by:
Mike Culling (5)
Music by:
Bill Oddie & Dave McRae (1-6)
Make-up:
Jean Steward (1-6)
Costume:
Andrew Rose (1-6)
Technical Manager:
Harry Bradley (1-3,5)
Jack Walsh (4)
Rod Litherland (6)
Vision Mixer:
Angela Beveridge (1-4,6)
Bill Morton (5)
Lighting:
John Green (1-6)
Sound:
John Holmes (1-4,6)
Keith Gunn (5)
Film Editor:
Glenn Hyde (2-3,6)
John Jarvis (1-2,4-5)
Dubbing Mixer:
Dave Simpson (1-2)
Ken Hains (3)
Rob James (4)
David Freeman (5)
Film Cameraman:
Reg Pope (1-6)
Sound Recordist:
Bill Wild (1-6)
Special Photography:
Stan Speel (4)
Electronic Effects:
Robin Lobb (4)
Visual Effects:
Tony Harding (1-6)
Andy Lazell (1-6)
Graphics:
Linda Sherwood-Page (1-6)
Production Team:
Jennifer Hunter (1-6)
Katharine Paxton (6)
Jill Heaver (1-6)
Mark Williams (1-6)
Production Assistant:
John Kilby (1-6)
Designer:
Bryan Ellis (2,4)
Andrew H. Davies (1-6)
Production:
Jim Franklin (1-6)
Bob Spiers (1-6)
(C) BBC MCMLXXIX (1-5)
(C) BBC MCMLXXX (6)

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Last updated April 6, 1996 by Melinda Casino.
melinda@badger.idiscover.co.uk

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